TIK-TOK OF OZ

BY L. FRANK BAUM

To Louis F. Gottschalk, Whose sweet and dainty melodies breathe the true spirit of fairyland, this book is affectionately dedicated

CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1 ANN'S ARMY
CHAPTER 2 OUT OF OOGABOO
CHAPTER 3 MAGIC MYSTIFIES THE MARCHERS
CHAPTER 4 BETSY BRAVES THE BILLOWS
CHAPTER 5 THE ROSES REPULSE THE REFUGEES
CHAPTER 6 SHAGGY SEEKS HIS STRAY BROTHER
CHAPTER 7 POLYCHROME'S PITIFUL PLIGHT
CHAPTER 8 TIK-TOK TACKLES A TOUGH TASK
CHAPTER 9 RUGGEDO'S RAGE IS RASH AND RECKLESS
CHAPTER 10 A TERRIBLE TUMBLE THROUGH A TUBE
CHAPTER 11 A FAMOUS FELLOWSHIP OF FAIRIES
CHAPTER 12 THE LOVELY LADY OF LIGHT
CHAPTER 13 THE JINJIN'S JUST JUDGMENT[sic]
CHAPTER 14 THE LONG-EARED HEARER LEARNS BY LISTENING
CHAPTER 15 THE DRAGON DEFIES DANGER
CHAPTER 16 THE NAUGHTY NOME
CHAPTER 17 A TRAGIC TRANSFORMATION
CHAPTER 18 A CLEAVER CONQUEST
CHAPTER 19 KING KALIKO
CHAPTER 20 QUOK QUIETLY QUITS
CHAPTER 21 A BASHFUL BROTHER
CHAPTER 22 KINDLY KISSES
CHAPTER 23 RUGGEDO REFORMS
CHAPTER 24 DOROTHY IS DELIGHTED
CHAPTER 25 THE LAND OF LOVE

To My Readers

The very marked success of my last year's fairy
book, "The Patchwork Girl of Oz," convinces me
that my readers like the Oz stories "best of all," as
one little girl wrote me. So here, my dears, is a
new Oz story in which is introduced Ann Soforth,
the Queen of Oogahoo, whom Tik-Tok assisted
in conquering our old acquaintance, the Nome King.
It also tells of Betsy Bobbin and how, after many
adventures, she finally reached the marvelous
Land of Oz.

There is a play called "The Tik-Tok Man of Oz,"
hut it is not like this story of "Tik-Tok of Oz,"
although some of the adventures recorded in this
book, as well as those in several other Oz books,
are included in the play. Those who have seen the
play and those who have read the other Oz books
will find in this story a lot of strange
characters and adventures that they have never
heard of before.

In the letters I receive from children there has
been an urgent appeal for me to write a story that
will take Trot and Cap'n Bill to the Land of Oz,
where they will meet Dorothy and Ozma. Also
they think Button-Bright ought to get acquainted
with Ojo the Lucky. As you know, I am obliged
to talk these matters over with Dorothy by means
of the "wireless," for that is the only way I can
communicate with the Land of Oz. When I asked
her about this idea, she replied: "Why, haven't you
heard?" I said "No." "Well," came the message over
the wireless, "I'll tell you all about it, by and
by, and then you can make a book of that story for
the children to read."

So, if Dorothy keeps her word and I am permitted
to write another Oz book, you will probably
discover how all these characters came together in
the famous Emerald City. Meantime, I want to tell
all my little friends--whose numbers are increasing
by many thousands every year--that I am very
grateful for the favor they have shown my books and
for the delightful little letters I am constantly
receiving. I am almost sure that I have as many friends
among the children of America as any story writer
alive; and this, of course, makes me very proud and
happy.
L. Frank Baum.

"OZCOT"
at HOLLYWOOD
in CALIFORNIA, 1914.

CHAPTER 1 ANN'S ARMY



	"I won't!" cried Ann; "I won't sweep the floor.  It is beneath my
dignity."
	"Some one must sweep it," replied Ann's younger sister, Salye,
"else we shall soon be wading in dust.  And you are the eldest and the
head of the family."
	"I'm Queen of Oogaboo," said Ann proudly.  "But," she added with a
sigh, "my kingdom is the smallest and the poorest in all the Land of Oz."
	This was quite true.  Away up in the mountains, in a far corner of
the beautiful fairyland of Oz, lies a small valley which is named
Oogaboo, and in this valley lived a few people who were usually happy and
contented and never cared to wander over the mountain pass into the more
settled parts of the land.  They knew that all of Oz, including their own
territory, was ruled by a beautiful Princess named Ozma, who lived in the
splendid Emerald City; yet the simple folk of Oogaboo never visited Ozma.
They had a royal family of their own--not especially to rule over them,
but just as a matter of pride.  Ozma permitted the various parts of her
country to have their Kings and Queens and Emperors and the like, but all
were ruled over by the lovely girl Queen of the Emerald City.
	The King of Oogaboo used to be a man named Jol Jemkiph Soforth,
who for many years did all the drudgery of deciding disputes and telling
his people when to plant cabbages and pickle onions.  But the King's wife
had a sharp tongue and small respect for the King, her husband; therefore
one night King Jol crept over the pass into the Land of Oz and
disappeared from Oogaboo for good and all.  The Queen waited a few years
for him to return and then started in search of him, leaving her eldest
daughter, Ann Soforth, to act as Queen.
	Now Ann had not forgotten when her birthday came, for that meant
a party and feasting and dancing, but she had quite forgotten how many
years the birthdays marked.  In a land where people live always, this is
not considered a cause for regret, so we may justly say that Queen Ann of
Oogaboo was old enough to make jelly--and let it go at that.
	But she didn't make jelly, or do any more of the housework than
she could help.  She was an ambitious woman and constantly resented the
fact that her kingdom was so tiny and her people so stupid and
unenterprising.  Often she wondered what had become of her father and
mother out beyond the pass in the wonderful Land of Oz, and the fact that
they did not return to Oogaboo led Ann to suspect that they had found a
better place to live.  So when Salye refused to sweep the floor of the
living room in the palace and Ann would not sweep it either, she said to
her sister: "I'm going away.  This absurd Kingdom of Oogaboo tires me."
	"Go if you want to," answered Salye, "but you are very foolish to
leave this place."
	"Why?" asked Ann.
	"Because in the Land of Oz, which is Ozma's country, you will be
a nobody, while here you are a Queen."
	"Oh, yes!  Queen over eighteen men, twenty-seven women and
forty-four children!" returned Ann bitterly.
	"Well, there are certainly more people than that in the great
Land of Oz," laughed Salye.  "Why don't you raise an army and conquer
them, and be Queen of all Oz?" she asked, trying to taunt Ann and so to
anger her.  Then she made a face at her sister and went into the back
yard to swing in the hammock.
	Her jeering words, however, had given Queen Ann an idea.  She
reflected that Oz was reported to be a peaceful country and Ozma a mere
girl who ruled with gentleness to all and was obeyed because her people
loved her.  Even in Oogaboo the story was told that Ozma's sole army
consisted of twenty-seven fine officers who wore beautiful uniforms but
carried no weapons, because there was no one to fight. Once there had
been a private soldier besides the officers, but Ozma had made him a
Captain-General and taken away his gun for fear it might accidentally
hurt someone.
	The more Ann thought about the matter, the more she was convinced
it would be easy to conquer the Land of Oz and set herself up as Ruler in
Ozma's place if she but had an Army to do it with.  Afterward she could
go out into the world and conquer other lands, and then perhaps she could
find a way to the moon, and conquer that.  She had a warlike spirit that
preferred trouble to idleness.
	It all depended on an Army, Ann decided.  She carefully counted
in her mind all the men of her kingdom.  Yes, there were exactly eighteen
of them, all told.  That would not make a very big Army, but by
surprising Ozma's unarmed officers her men might easily subdue them.
"Gentle people are always afraid of those that bluster," Ann told
herself.  "I don't wish to shed any blood, for that would shock my
nerves, and I might faint; but if we threaten and flash our weapons, I am
sure the people of Oz will fall upon their knees before me and
surrender."
	This argument, which she repeated to herself more than once,
finally determined the Queen of Oogaboo to undertake the audacious
venture. "Whatever happens," she reflected, "can make me no more unhappy
than my staying shut up in this miserable valley and sweeping floors and
quarreling with Sister Salye, so I will venture all and win what I may."
	That very day she started out to organize her Army.  The first
man she came to was Jo Apple, so called because he had an apple orchard.
	"Jo," said Ann, "I am going to conquer the world, and I want you
to join my Army."
	"Don't ask me to do such a fool thing, for I must politely refuse
Your Majesty," said Jo Apple.
	"I have no intention of asking you.  I shall command you, as
Queen of Oogaboo, to join," said Ann.
	"In that case, I suppose I must obey," the man remarked in a sad
voice.  "But I pray you to consider that I am a very important citizen,
and for that reason I am entitled to an office of high rank."
	"You shall be a General," promised Ann.
	"With gold epaulets and a sword?" he asked.
	"Of course," said the Queen.
	Then she went to the next man, whose name was Jo Bunn, as he
owned an orchard where graham-buns and wheat-buns in great variety, both
hot and cold, grew on the trees.
	"Jo," said Ann, "I am going to conquer the world, and I command
you to join my Army."
	"Impossible!" he exclaimed.  "The bun crop has to be picked."
	"Let your wife and children do the picking," said Ann.
	"But I'm a man of great importance, Your Majesty," he protested.
	"For that reason you shall be one of my Generals and wear a
cocked hat with gold braid and curl your mustaches and clank a long
sword," she promised.
	So he consented, although sorely against his will, and the Queen
walked on to the next cottage.  Here lived Jo Cone, so called because the
trees in his orchard bore crops of excellent ice-cream cones.
	"Jo," said Ann, "I am going to conquer the world, and you must
join my Army."
	"Excuse me, please," said Jo Cone.  "I am a bad fighter.  My good
wife conquered me years ago, for she can fight better than I.  Take her,
Your Majesty, instead of me, and I'll bless you for the favor."
	"This must be an army of men--fierce, ferocious warriors,"
declared Ann, looking sternly upon the mild little man.
	"And you will leave my wife here in Oogaboo?" he asked.
	"Yes, and make you a General."
	"I'll go," said Jo Cone, and Ann went on to the cottage of Jo
Clock, who had an orchard of clock-trees.  This man at first insisted
that he would not join the army, but Queen Ann's promise to make him a
General finally won his consent.
	"How many Generals are there in your army?" he asked.
	"Four, so far," replied Ann.
	"And how big will the army be?" was his next question.
	"I intend to make every one of the eighteen men in Oogaboo join
it," she said.
	"Then four Generals are enough," announced Jo Clock.  "I advise
you to make the rest of them Colonels."
	Ann tried to follow his advice.  The next four men she
visited--who were Jo Plum, Jo Egg, Jo Banjo and Jo Cheese, named after
the trees in their orchards--she made Colonels of her Army; but the fifth
one, Jo Nails, said Colonels and Generals were getting to be altogether
too common in the Army of Oogaboo and he preferred to be a Major.  So Jo
Nails, Jo Cake, Jo Ham and Jo Stockings were all four made Majors, while
the next four--Jo Sandwich, Jo Padlocks, Jo Sundae and Jo Buttons--were
appointed Captains of the Army.
	But now Queen Ann was in a quandary.  There remained but two
other men in all Oogaboo, and if she made these two Lieutenants, while
there were four Captains, four Majors, four Colonels and four Generals,
there was likely to be jealousy in her army, and perhaps mutiny and
desertions.
	One of these men, however, was Jo Candy, and he would not go at
all. No promises could tempt him, nor could threats move him.  He said he
must remain at home to harvest his crop of jackson-balls, lemon-drops,
bon bons and chocolate-creams.  Also, he had large fields of crackerjack
and buttered popcorn to be mowed and threshed, and he was determined not
to disappoint the children of Oogaboo by going away to conquer the world
and so let the candy crop spoil.
	Finding Jo Candy so obstinate, Queen Ann let him have his own way
and continued her journey to the house of the eighteenth and last man in
Oogaboo, who was a young fellow named Jo Files.  This Files had twelve
trees which bore steel files of various sorts, but also he had nine
book-trees on which grew a choice selection of storybooks.  In case you
have never seen books growing upon trees, I will explain that those in Jo
Files' orchard were enclosed in broad green husks which when fully ripe
turned to a deep red color.  Then the books were picked and husked and
were ready to read.  If they were picked too soon, the stories were found
to be confused and uninteresting and the spelling bad.  However, if
allowed to ripen perfectly, the stories were fine reading and the
spelling and grammar excellent.
	Files freely gave his books to all who wanted them, but the
people of Oogaboo cared little for books, and so he had to read most of
them himself before they spoiled.  For as you probably know, as soon as
the books were read, the words disappeared and the leaves withered and
faded--which is the worst fault of all books which grow upon trees.
	When Queen Ann spoke to this young man Files, who was both
intelligent and ambitious, he said he thought it would be great fun to
conquer the world.  But he called her attention to the fact that he was
far superior to the other men of her army.  Therefore, he would not be
one of her Generals or Colonels or Majors or Captains, but claimed the
honor of being the sole Private.
	Ann did not like this idea at all.
	"I hate to have a Private Soldier in my army," she said.
"They're so common.  I am told that Princess Ozma once had a private
soldier, but she made him her Captain-General, which is good evidence that
the private was unnecessary."
	"Ozma's army doesn't fight," returned Files, "but your army must
fight like fury in order to conquer the world.  I have read in my books
that it is always the private soldiers who do the fighting, for no
officer is ever brave enough to face the foe.  Also, it stands to reason
that your officers must have someone to command and to issue their orders
to, therefore I'll be the one.  I long to slash and slay the enemy and
become a hero.  Then when we return to Oogaboo, I'll take all the marbles
away from the children and melt them up and make a marble statue of
myself for all to look upon and admire."
	Ann was much pleased with Private Files.  He seemed indeed to be
such a warrior as she needed in her enterprise, and her hopes of success
took a sudden bound when Files told her he knew where a gun-tree grew and
would go there at once and pick the ripest and biggest musket the tree bore.

CHAPTER 2 OUT OF OOGABOO


	Three days later the Grand Army of Oogaboo assembled in the square
in front of the royal palace.  The sixteen officers were attired in
gorgeous uniforms and carried sharp, glittering swords.  The Private had
picked his gun, and although it was not a very big weapon, Files tried to
look fierce and succeeded so well that all his commanding officers were
secretly afraid of him.
	The women were there, protesting that Queen Ann Soforth had no
right to take their husbands and fathers from them, but Ann commanded
them to keep silent, and that was the hardest order to obey they had ever
received.
	The Queen appeared before her Army dressed in an imposing uniform
of green, covered with gold braid.  She wore a green soldier-cap with a
purple plume in it and looked so royal and dignified that everyone in
Oogaboo except the Army was glad she was going.  The Army was sorry she
was not going alone.
	"Form ranks!" she cried in her shrill voice.
	Salye leaned out of the palace window and laughed.  "I believe
your Army can run better than it can fight," she observed.
	"Of course," replied General Bunn proudly.  "We're not looking for
trouble, you know, but for plunder.  The more plunder and the less
fighting we get, the better we shall like our work."
	"For my part," said Files, "I prefer war and carnage to anything.
The only way to become a hero is to conquer, and the story-books all say
that the easiest way to conquer is to fight."
	"That's the idea, my brave man!" agreed Ann.  "To fight is to
conquer, and to conquer is to secure plunder, and to secure plunder is to
become a hero.  With such noble determination to back me, the world is
mine!  Goodbye, Salye.  When we return, we shall be rich and famous.
Come, Generals, let us march."
	At this the Generals straightened up and threw out their chests.
Then they swung their glittering swords in rapid circles and cried to the
Colonels: "For-ward March!"
	Then the Colonels shouted to the Majors: "For-ward March!" and the
Majors yelled to the Captains: "For-ward March!" and the Captains
screamed to the Private: "For-ward March!"
	So Files shouldered his gun and began to march, and all the
officers followed after him.  Queen Ann came last of all, rejoicing in
her noble army and wondering why she had not decided long ago to conquer
the world.
	In this order the procession marched out of Oogaboo and took the
narrow mountain pass which led into the lovely Fairyland of Oz.

CHAPTER 3 MAGIC MYSTIFIES THE MARCHERS


	Princess Ozma was all unaware that the Army of Oogaboo, led by
their ambitious Queen, was determined to conquer her Kingdom.  The
beautiful girl Ruler of Oz was busy with the welfare of her subjects and
had no time to think of Ann Soforth and her disloyal plans.  But there
was one who constantly guarded the peace and happiness of the Land of Oz,
and this was the Official Sorceress of the Kingdom, Glinda the Good.
	In her magnificent castle, which stands far south of the Emerald
City where Ozma holds her court, Glinda owns a wonderful magic Record
Book in which is printed every event that takes place anywhere, just as
soon as it happens.
	The smallest things and the biggest things are all recorded in
this book.  If a child stamps its foot in anger, Glinda reads about it;
if a city burns down, Glinda finds the fact noted in her book.  The
Sorceress always reads her Record Book every day, and so it was she knew
that Ann Soforth, Queen of Oogaboo, had foolishly assembled an army of
sixteen officers and one private soldier, with which she intended to
invade and conquer the Land of Oz.
	There was no danger but that Ozma, supported by the magic arts of
Glinda the Good and the powerful Wizard of Oz--both her firm
friends--could easily defeat a far more imposing army than Ann's.  But it
would be a shame to have the peace of Oz interrupted by any sort of
quarreling or fighting.  So Glinda did not even mention the matter to Ozma
or to anyone else.  She merely went into a great chamber of her castle,
known as the Magic Room, where she performed a magical ceremony which
caused the mountain pass that led from Oogaboo to make several turns and
twists.  The result was that when Ann and her army came to the end of the
pass they were not in the Land of Oz at all, but in an adjoining
territory that was quite distinct from Ozma's domain and separated from
Oz by an invisible barrier.
	As the Oogaboo people emerged into this country, the pass they
had traversed disappeared behind them, and it was not likely they would
ever find their way back into the valley of Oogaboo.  They were greatly
puzzled, indeed, by their surroundings and did not know which way to go.
None of them had ever visited Oz, so it took them some time to discover
they were not in Oz at all, but in an unknown country.
	"Never mind," said Ann, trying to conceal her disappointment, "we
have started out to conquer the world, and here is part of it.  In time,
as we pursue our victorious journey, we will doubtless come to Oz, but
until we get there we may as well conquer whatever land we find ourselves
in."
	"Have we conquered this place, Your Majesty?" anxiously inquired
Major Cake.
	"Most certainly," said Ann.  "We have met no people as yet, but
when we do we will inform them that they are our slaves."
	"And afterward we will plunder them of all their possessions,"
added General Apple.
	"They may not possess anything," objected Private Files, "but I
hope they will fight us just the same.  A peaceful conquest wouldn't be
any fun at all."
	"Don't worry," said the Queen. "WE can fight, whether our foes do
or not, and perhaps we would find it more comfortable to have the enemy
surrender promptly."
	It was a barren country and not very pleasant to travel in.
Moreover, there was little for them to eat, and as the officers became
hungry they became fretful.  Many would have deserted had they been able
to find their way home, but as the Oogaboo people were now hopelessly
lost in a strange country, they considered it more safe to keep together
than to separate.
	Queen Ann's temper, never very agreeable, became sharp and
irritable as she and her army tramped over the rocky roads without
encountering either people or plunder.  She scolded her officers until
they became surly, and a few of them were disloyal enough to ask her to
hold her tongue.  Others began to reproach her for leading them into
difficulties, and in the space of three unhappy days every man was
mourning for his orchard in the pretty valley of Oogaboo.
	Files, however, proved a different sort.  The more difficulties
he encountered, the more cheerful he became, and the sighs of the
officers were answered by the merry whistle of the Private.  His pleasant
disposition did much to encourage Queen Ann, and before long she
consulted the Private Soldier more often than she did his superiors.
	It was on the third day of their pilgrimage that they encountered
their first adventure.  Toward evening, the sky was suddenly darkened,
and Major Nails exclaimed: "A fog is coming toward us."
	"I do not think it is a fog," replied Files, looking with
interest at the approaching cloud.  "It seems to me more like the breath
of a Rak."
	"What is a Rak?" asked Ann, looking about fearfully.
	"A terrible beast with a horrible appetite," answered the
soldier, growing a little paler than usual.  "I have never seen a Rak, to
be sure, but I have read of them in the storybooks that grew in my
orchard, and if this is indeed one of those fearful monsters, we are not
likely to conquer the world."
	Hearing this, the officers became quite worried and gathered
closer about their soldier.
	"What is the thing like?" asked one.
	"The only picture of a Rak that I ever saw in a book was rather
blurred," said Files, "because the book was not quite ripe when it was
picked.  But the creature can fly in the air and run like a deer and swim
like a fish.  Inside its body is a glowing furnace of fire, and the Rak
breathes in air and breathes out smoke which darkens the sky for miles
around wherever it goes.  It is bigger than a hundred men and feeds on
any living thing."
	The officers now began to groan and to tremble, but Files tried
to cheer them, saying: "It may not be a Rak, after all, that we see
approaching us, and you must not forget that we people of Oogaboo, which
is part of the fairyland of Oz, cannot be killed."
	"Nevertheless," said Captain Buttons, "if the Rak catches us and
chews us up into small pieces and swallows us, what will happen then?"
	"Then each small piece will still be alive," declared Files.
	"I cannot see how that would help us," wailed Colonel Banjo.  "A
hamburger steak is a hamburger steak, whether it is alive or not!"
	"I tell you, this may not be a Rak," persisted Files.  "We will
know when the cloud gets nearer whether it is the breath of a Rak or not.
If it has no smell at all, it is probably a fog; but if it has the odor
of salt and pepper, it is a Rak, and we must prepare for a desperate
fight."
	They all eyed the dark cloud fearfully.  Before long it reached
the frightened group and began to envelop them.  Every nose sniffed the
cloud--and every one detected in it the odor of salt and pepper.  "The
Rak!" shouted Private Files, and with a howl of despair the sixteen
officers fell to the ground, writhing and moaning in anguish.  Queen Ann
sat down upon a rock and faced the cloud more bravely, although her heart
was beating fast.  As for Files, he calmly loaded his gun and stood ready
to fight the foe, as a soldier should.
	They were now in absolute darkness, for the cloud which covered
the sky and the setting sun was black as ink.  Then through the gloom
appeared two round, glowing balls of red, and Files at once decided these
must be the monster's eyes.  He raised his gun, took aim, and fired.
There were several bullets in the gun, all gathered from an excellent
bullet-tree in Oogaboo, and they were big and hard.  They flew toward the
monster and struck it, and with a wild, weird cry the Rak came fluttering
down and its huge body fell plump upon the forms of the sixteen officers,
who thereupon screamed louder than before.
	"Badness me!" moaned the Rak.  "See what you've done with that
dangerous gun of yours!"
	"I can't see," replied Files, "for the cloud formed by your
breath darkens my sight!"
	"Don't tell me it was an accident," continued the Rak
reproachfully as it still flapped its wings in a helpless manner.  "Don't
claim you didn't know the gun was loaded, I beg of you!"
	"I don't intend to," replied Files.  "Did the bullets hurt you
very badly?"
	"One has broken my jaw so that I can't open my mouth.  You will
notice that my voice sounds rather harsh and husky, because I have to
talk with my teeth set close together.  Another bullet broke my left
wing, so that I can't fly.  And still another broke my right leg, so that
I can't walk.  It was the most careless shot I ever heard of!"
	"Can't you manage to lift your body off from my commanding
officers?" inquired Files.  "From their cries, I'm afraid your great
weight is crushing them."
	"I hope it is," growled the Rak.  "I want to crush them, if
possible, for I have a bad disposition.  If only I could open my mouth,
I'd eat all of you, although my appetite is poorly this warm weather."
	With this, the Rak began to roll its immense body sidewise, so as
to crush the officers more easily; but in doing this, it rolled
completely off from them, and the entire sixteen scrambled to their feet
and made off as fast as they could run.  Private Files could not see them
go, but he knew from the sound of their voices that they had escaped, so
he ceased to worry about them.
	"Pardon me if I now bid you goodbye," he said to the Rak.  "The
parting is caused by our desire to continue our journey.  If you die, do
not blame me, for I was obliged to shoot you as a matter of
self-protection."
	"I shall not die," answered the monster, "for I bear a charmed
life. But I beg you not to leave me."
	"Why not?" asked Files.
	"Because my broken jaw will heal in about an hour, and then I
shall be able to eat you.  My wing will heal in a day, and my leg will
heal in a week, when I shall be as well as ever.  Having shot me and
caused me all this annoyance, it is only fair and just that you remain
here and allow me to eat you as soon as I can open my jaws."
	"I beg to differ with you," returned the soldier firmly.  "I have
made an engagement with Queen Ann of Oogaboo to help her conquer the
world, and I cannot break my word for the sake of being eaten by a Rak."
	"Oh, that's different," said the monster.  "If you've an
engagement, don't let me detain you."
	So Files felt around in the dark and grasped the hand of the
trembling Queen, whom he led away from the flapping, sighing Rak.  They
stumbled over the stones for a way, but presently began to see dimly the
path ahead of them as they got farther and farther away from the dreadful
spot where the wounded monster lay.
	By and by they reached a little hill and could see the last rays
of the sun flooding a pretty valley beyond, for now they had passed
beyond the cloudy breath of the Rak.  Here were huddled the sixteen
officers, still frightened and panting from their run.  They had halted
only because it was impossible for them to run any farther. Queen Ann
gave them a severe scolding for their cowardice, at the same time
praising Files for his courage.
	"We are wiser than he, however," muttered General Clock, "for by
running away we are now able to assist Your Majesty in conquering the
world; whereas had Files been eaten by the Rak, he would have deserted
your Army."
	After a brief rest they descended into the valley, and as soon as
they were out of sight of the Rak, the spirits of the entire party rose
quickly.  Just at dusk they came to a brook, on the banks of which Queen
Ann commanded them to make camp for the night.
	Each officer carried in his pocket a tiny white tent.  This, when
placed on the ground, quickly grew in size until it was large enough to
permit the owner to enter it and sleep within its canvas walls. Files was
obliged to carry a knapsack in which was not only his own tent, but an
elaborate pavilion for Queen Ann, besides a bed and chair and a magic
table.  This table, when set upon the ground in Ann's pavilion, became of
large size, and in a drawer of the table was contained the Queen's supply
of extra clothing, her manicure and toilet articles, and other necessary
things.  The royal bed was the only one in camp, the officers and private
sleeping in hammocks attached to their tent poles.
	There was also in the knapsack a flag bearing the royal emblem of
Oogaboo, and this flag Files flew upon its staff every night, to show
that the country they were in had been conquered by the Queen of Oogaboo.
So far, no one but themselves had seen the flag, but Ann was pleased to
see it flutter in the breeze and considered herself already a famous
conqueror.

CHAPTER 4 BETSY BRAVES THE BILLOWS


	The waves dashed and the lightning flashed and the thunder rolled
and the ship struck a rock.  Betsy Bobbin was running across the deck,
and the shock sent her flying through the air until she fell with a
splash into the dark blue water.  The same shock sent Hank, a thin,
little, sad-faced mule, and tumbled him also into the sea far from the
ship's side.
	When Betsy came up gasping for breath because the wet plunge had
surprised her, she reached out in the dark and grabbed a bunch of hair.
At first she thought it was the end of a rope, but presently she heard a
dismal "Hee-haw!" and knew she was holding fast to the end of Hank's tail.
	Suddenly the sea was lighted up by a vivid glare.  The ship, now
in the far distance, caught fire, blew up and sank beneath the waves.
Betsy shuddered at the sight, but just then her eye caught a mass of
wreckage floating near her, and she let go the mule's tail and seized the
rude raft, pulling herself up so that she rode upon it in safety. Hank
also saw the raft and swam to it, but he was so clumsy he never would
have been able to climb aboard it had not Betsy helped him to get aboard.
	They had to crowd close together, for their support was only a
hatch-cover torn from the ship's deck; but it floated them fairly well,
and both the girl and the mule knew it would keep them from drowning.
The storm was not over, by any means, when the ship went down.  Blinding
bolts of lightning shot from cloud to cloud, and the clamor of deep
thunderclaps echoed far over the sea.  The waves tossed the little raft
here and there as a child tosses a rubber ball, and Betsy had a solemn
feeling there was no living thing besides herself and the small donkey.
	Perhaps Hank had the same thought, for he gently rubbed his nose
against the frightened girl and said "Hee-haw!" in his softest voice, as
if to comfort her.
	"You'll protect me, Hank dear, won't you?" she cried helplessly,
and the mule said "Hee-haw!" again in tones that meant a promise.
	On board the ship during the days that preceded the wreck, when
the sea was calm, Betsy and Hank had become good friends; so, while the
girl might have preferred a more powerful protector in this dreadful
emergency, she felt that the mule would do all it could to guard her
safety.  All night they floated, and when the storm had worn itself out
and passed away with a few distant growls and the waves had grown smaller
and easier to ride, Betsy stretched herself out on the wet raft and fell
asleep.
	Hank did not sleep a wink.  Perhaps he felt it his duty to guard
Betsy.  Anyhow, he crouched on the raft beside the tired, sleeping girl
and watched patiently until the first light of dawn swept over the sea.
The light wakened Betsy Bobbin.  She sat up, rubbed her eyes, and stared
across the water.'
	"Oh, Hank; there's land ahead!" she exclaimed.
	"Hee-haw!" answered Hank in his plaintive voice.
	The raft was floating swiftly toward a very beautiful country, and
as they drew near Betsy could see banks of lovely flowers showing
brightly between leafy trees.  But no people were to be seen at all.

CHAPTER 5 THE ROSES REPULSE THE REFUGEES


	Gently the raft grated on the sandy beach.  Then Betsy easily
waded ashore, the mule following closely behind her.  The sun was now
shining, and the air was warm and laden with the fragrance of roses.
	"I'd like some breakfast, Hank," remarked the girl, feeling more
cheerful now that she was on dry land, "but we can't eat the flowers,
although they do smell mighty good."
	"Hee-haw!" replied Hank, and trotted up a little pathway to the
top of the bank.  Betsy followed and from the eminence looked around her.
A little way off stood a splendid, big greenhouse, its thousands of
crystal panes glittering in the sunlight.
	"There ought to be people somewhere 'round," observed Betsy
thoughtfully.  "Gardeners or somebody.  Let's go and see, Hank.  I'm
getting hungrier ev'ry minute."
	So they walked toward the great greenhouse and came to its
entrance without meeting with anyone at all.  A door stood ajar, so Hank
went in first, thinking if there was any danger he could back out and
warn his companion.  But Betsy was close at his heels and the moment she
entered was lost in amazement at the wonderful sight she saw.  The
greenhouse was filled with magnificent rosebushes, all growing in big
pots.  On the central stem of each bush bloomed a splendid Rose,
gorgeously colored and deliciously fragrant, and in the center of each
Rose was the face of a lovely girl.
	As Betsy and Hank entered, the heads of the Roses were drooping
and their eyelids were closed in slumber; but the mule was so amazed that
he uttered a loud "Hee-haw!" and at the sound of his harsh voice the rose
leaves fluttered, the Roses raised their heads, and a hundred startled
eyes were instantly fixed upon the intruders.
	"I--I beg your pardon!" stammered Betsy, blushing and confused.
	"O-o-o-o-h!" cried the Roses in a sort of sighing chorus, and one
of them added: "What a horrid noise!"
	"Why, that was only Hank," said Betsy, and as if to prove the
truth of her words, the mule uttered another loud "Hee-haw!"
	At this all the Roses turned on their stems as far as they were
able and trembled as if someone were shaking their bushes.  A dainty Moss
Rose gasped: "Dear me!  How dreadfully dreadful!"
	"It isn't dreadful at all," said Betsy, somewhat indignant.
"When you get used to Hank's voice, it will put you to sleep."
	The Roses now looked at the mule less fearfully, and one of them
asked: "Is that savage beast named Hank?"
	"Yes.  Hank's my comrade, faithful and true," answered the girl,
twining her arms around the little mule's neck and hugging him tightly.
"Aren't you, Hank?"
	Hank could only say in reply: "Hee-haw!" and at his bray the
Roses shivered again.
	"Please go away!" begged one.  "Can't you see you're frightening
us out of a week's growth?"
	"Go away!" echoed Betsy.  "Why, we've no place to go.  We've just
been wrecked."
	"Wrecked?" asked the Roses in a surprised chorus.
	"Yes.  We were on a big ship, and the storm came and wrecked it,"
explained the girl.  "But Hank and I caught hold of a raft and floated
ashore to this place, and we're tired and hungry.  What country IS this,
please?"
	"This is the Rose Kingdom," replied the Moss Rose haughtily, "and
it is devoted to the culture of the rarest and fairest Roses grown."
	"I believe it," said Betsy, admiring the pretty blossoms.
	"But only Roses are allowed here," continued a delicate Tea Rose,
bending her brows in a frown.  "Therefore you must go away before the
Royal Gardener finds you and casts you back into the sea."
	"Oh!  Is there a Royal Gardener, then?" inquired Betsy.
	"To be sure."
	"And is he a Rose, also?"
	"Of course not.  He's a man, a wonderful man," was the reply.
	"Well, I'm not afraid of a man," declared the girl, much
relieved, and even as she spoke the Royal Gardener popped into the
greenhouse, a spading fork in one hand and a watering pot in the other.
	He was a funny little man, dressed in a rose-colored costume with
ribbons at his knees and elbows and a bunch of ribbons in his hair. His
eyes were small and twinkling, his nose sharp, and his face puckered and
deeply lined.
	"Oho!" he exclaimed, astonished to find strangers in his
greenhouse, and when Hank gave a loud bray, the Gardener threw the
watering pot over the mule's head and danced around with his fork in such
agitation that presently he fell over the handle of the implement and
sprawled at full length upon the ground.
	Betsy laughed and pulled the watering pot off from Hank's head.
The little mule was angry at the treatment he had received and backed
toward the Gardener threateningly.
	"Look out for his heels!" called Betsy warningly, and the
Gardener scrambled to his feet and hastily hid behind the Roses.
	"You are breaking the law!" he shouted, sticking out his head to
glare at the girl and the mule.
	"What Law?" asked Betsy.
	"The Law of the Rose Kingdom.  No strangers are allowed in these
domains."
	"Not when they're shipwrecked?" she inquired.
	"The Law doesn't except shipwrecks," replied the Royal Gardener,
and he was about to say more when suddenly there was a crash of glass and
a man came tumbling through the roof of the greenhouse and fell plump to
the ground.

CHAPTER 6 SHAGGY SEEKS HIS STRAY BROTHER


	This sudden arrival was a queer-looking man dressed all in
garments so shaggy that Betsy at first thought he must be some animal.
But the stranger ended his fall in a sitting position, and then the girl
saw it was really a man.  He held an apple in his hand, which he had
evidently been eating when he fell, and so little was he jarred or
flustered by the accident that he continued to munch this apple as he
calmly looked around him.
	"Good gracious!" exclaimed Betsy, approaching him.  "Who ARE you,
and where did you come from?"
	"Me?  Oh, I'm Shaggy Man," said he, taking another bite of the
apple. "Just dropped in for a short call.  Excuse my seeming haste."
	"Why, I s'pose you couldn't help the haste," said Betsy.
	"No.  I climbed an apple tree outside, branch gave way and here I
am." As he spoke, the Shaggy Man finished his apple, gave the core to
Hank (who ate it greedily), and then stood up to bow politely to Betsy
and the Roses.
	The Royal Gardener had been frightened nearly into fits by the
crash of glass and the fall of the shaggy stranger into the bower of
Roses, but now he peeped out from behind a bush and cried in his squeaky
voice: "You're breaking the Law!  You're breaking the Law!"
	Shaggy stared at him solemnly.  "Is the glass the Law in this
country?" he asked.
	"Breaking the glass is breaking the Law," squeaked the Gardener
angrily.  "Also, to intrude in any part of the Rose Kingdom is breaking
the Law."
	"How do you know?" asked Shaggy.
	"Why, it's printed in a book," said the Gardener, coming forward
and taking a small book from his pocket.  "Page thirteen.  Here it is:
'If any stranger enters the Rose Kingdom, he shall at once be condemned
by the Ruler and put to death.'  So you see, strangers," he continued
triumphantly, "it's death for you all, and your time has come!"
	But just here Hank interposed.  He had been stealthily backing
toward the Royal Gardener, whom he disliked, and now the mule's heels
shot out and struck the little man in the middle.  He doubled up like the
letter "U" and flew out of the door so swiftly--never touching the
ground--that he was gone before Betsy had time to wink.
	But the mule's attack frightened the girl.  "Come," she
whispered, approaching the Shaggy Man and taking his hand, "let's go
somewhere else.  They'll surely kill us if we stay here."
	"Don't worry, my dear," replied Shaggy, patting the child's head.
"I'm not afraid of anything so long as I have the Love Magnet."
	"The Love Magnet!  Why, what is that?" asked Betsy.
	"It's a charming little enchantment that wins the heart of
everyone who looks upon it," was the reply.  "The Love Magnet used to
hang over the gateway to the Emerald City, in the Land of Oz, but when I
started on this journey our beloved Ruler, Ozma of Oz, allowed me to take
it with me."
	"Oh!" cried Betsy, staring hard at him.  "Are you really from the
wonderful Land of Oz?"
	"Yes.  Ever been there, my dear?"
	"No, but I've heard about it.  And do you know Princess Ozma?"
	"Very well indeed."
	"And--and Princess Dorothy?"
	"Dorothy's an old chum of mine," declared Shaggy.
	"Dear me!" exclaimed Betsy.  "And why did you ever leave such a
beautiful land as Oz?"
	"On an errand," said Shaggy, looking sad and solemn.  "I'm trying
to find my dear little brother."
	"Oh!  Is he lost?" questioned Betsy, feeling very sorry for the
poor man.
	"Been lost these ten years," replied Shaggy, taking out a
handkerchief and wiping a tear from his eye.  "I didn't know it until
lately, when I saw it recorded in the magic Record Book of the Sorceress
Glinda, in the Land of Oz.  So now I'm trying to find him."
	"Where was he lost?" asked the girl sympathetically.
	"Back in Colorado, where I used to live before I went to Oz.
Brother was a miner and dug gold out of a mine.  One day he went into his
mine and never came out.  They searched for him, but he was not there.
Disappeared entirely," Shaggy ended miserably.
	"For goodness sake!  What do you s'pose became of him?" she
asked.
	"There is only one explanation," replied Shaggy, taking another
apple from his pocket and eating it to relieve his misery.  "The Nome
King probably got him."
	"The Nome King!  Who is he?"
	"Why, he's sometimes called the Metal Monarch, and his name is
Ruggedo.  Lives in some underground cavern.  Claims to own all the metals
hidden in the earth.  Don't ask me why."
	"Why?"
	"'Cause I don't know.  But this Ruggedo gets wild with anger if
anyone digs gold out of the earth, and my private opinion is that he
captured brother and carried him off to his underground kingdom.  No,
don't ask me why.  I see you're dying to ask me why.  But I don't know."
	"But--dear me!--in that case, you will never find your lost
brother!" exclaimed the girl.
	"Maybe not, but it's my duty to try," answered Shaggy.  "I've
wandered so far without finding him, but that only proves he is not where
I've been looking.  What I seek now is the hidden passage to the
underground cavern of the terrible Metal Monarch."
	"Well," said Betsy doubtfully, "it strikes me that if you ever
manage to get there, the Metal Monarch will make you, too, his prisoner."
	"Nonsense!" answered Shaggy carelessly.  "You mustn't forget the
Love Magnet."
	"What about it?" she asked.
	"When the fierce Metal Monarch sees the Love Magnet, he will love
me dearly and do anything I ask."
	"It must be wonderful," said Betsy with awe.
	"It is," the man assured her.  "Shall I show it to you?"
	"Oh, do!" she cried.  So Shaggy searched in his shaggy pocket and
drew out a small, silver magnet shaped like a horseshoe.  The moment
Betsy saw it she began to like the Shaggy Man better than before.  Hank
also saw the Magnet and crept up to Shaggy to rub his head lovingly
against the man's knee.
	But they were interrupted by the Royal Gardener, who stuck his
head into the greenhouse and shouted angrily: "You are all condemned to
death!  Your only chance to escape is to leave here instantly."
	This startled little Betsy, but the Shaggy Man merely waved the
Magnet toward the Gardener, who, seeing it, rushed forward and threw
himself at Shaggy's feet, murmuring in honeyed words: "Oh, you lovely,
lovely man!  How fond I am of you!  Every shag and bobtail that decorates
you is dear to me.  All I have is yours!  But for goodness' sake get out
of here before you die the death."
	"I'm not going to die," declared Shaggy Man.
	"You must.  It's the Law," exclaimed the Gardener, beginning to
weep real tears.  "It breaks my heart to tell you this bad news, but the
Law says that all strangers must be condemned by the Ruler to die the
death."
	"No Ruler has condemned us yet," said Betsy.
	"Of course not," added Shaggy.  "We haven't even seen the Ruler
of the Rose Kingdom."
	"Well, to tell the truth," said the Gardener in a perplexed tone
of voice, "we haven't any real Ruler just now.  You see, all our Rulers
grow on bushes in the Royal Gardens, and the last one we had got mildewed
and withered before his time.  So we had to plant him, and at this time
there is no one growing on the Royal Bushes who is ripe enough to pick."
	"How do you know?" asked Betsy.
	"Why, I'm the Royal Gardener.  Plenty of royalties are growing, I
admit, but just now they are all green.  Until one ripens, I am supposed
to rule the Rose Kingdom myself and see that its Laws are obeyed.
Therefore, much as I love you, Shaggy, I must put you to death."
	"Wait a minute," pleaded Betsy.  "I'd like to see those Royal
Gardens before I die."
	"So would I," added Shaggy Man.  "Take us there, Gardener."
	"Oh, I can't do that," objected the Gardener.  But Shaggy again
showed him the Love Magnet, and after one glance at it, the Gardener
could no longer resist.  He led Shaggy, Betsy and Hank to the end of the
great greenhouse and carefully unlocked a small door.  Passing through
this, they came in to the splendid Royal Garden of the Rose Kingdom.
	It was all surrounded by a tall hedge, and within the enclosure
grew several enormous rosebushes having thick, green leaves of the
texture of velvet.  Upon these bushes grew the members of the Royal
Family of the Rose Kingdom--men, women and children in all stages of
maturity. They all seemed to have a light green hue, as if unripe or not
fully developed, their flesh and clothing being alike green.  They stood
perfectly lifeless upon their branches, which swayed softly in the
breeze, and their wide-open eyes stared straight ahead, unseeing and
unintelligent.
	While examining these curious growing people, Betsy passed behind
a big central bush and at once uttered an exclamation of surprise and
pleasure.  For there, blooming in perfect color and shape, stood a Royal
Princess whose beauty was amazing.  "Why, she's ripe!" cried Betsy,
pushing aside some of the broad leaves to observe her more clearly.
	"Well, perhaps so," admitted the Gardener, who had come to the
girl's side, "but she's a girl, and so we can't use her for a Ruler."
	"No, indeed!" came a chorus of soft voices, and looking around
Betsy discovered that all the Roses had followed them from the greenhouse
and were now grouped before the entrance.
	"You see," explained the Gardener, "the subjects of Rose Kingdom
don't want a girl Ruler.  They want a King."
	"A King!  We want a King!" repeated the chorus of Roses.
	"Isn't she Royal?" inquired Shaggy, admiring the lovely Princess.
	"Of course, for she grows on a Royal Bush.  This Princess is
named Ozga, as she is a distant cousin of Ozma of Oz, and were she but a
man we would joyfully hail her as our Ruler."
	The Gardener then turned away to talk with his Roses, and Betsy
whispered to her companion: "Let's pick her, Shaggy."
	"All right," said he.  "If she's royal, she has the right to rule
this Kingdom, and if we pick here she will surely protect us and prevent
our being hurt or driven away."  So Betsy and Shaggy each took an arm of
the beautiful Rose Princess, and a little twist of her feet set her free
of the branch upon which she grew.  Very gracefully, she stepped down
from the bush to the ground, where she bowed low to Betsy and Shaggy and
said in a delightfully sweet voice: "I thank you."
	But at the sound of these words, the Gardener and the Roses
turned and discovered that the Princess had been picked and was now
alive.  Over every face flashed an expression of resentment and anger,
and one of the Roses cried aloud: "Audacious mortals!  What have you done?"
	"Picked a Princess for you, that's all," replied Betsy cheerfully.
	"But we won't have her!  We want a King!" exclaimed a Jacque
Rose, and another added with a voice of scorn, "No girl shall rule over
us!"
	The newly picked Princess looked from one to another of her
rebellious subjects in astonishment.  A grieved look came over her
exquisite features.  "Have I no welcome here, pretty subjects?" she asked
gently.  "Have I not come from my Royal Bush to be your Ruler?"
	"You were picked by mortals, without our consent," replied the
Moss Rose coldly.  "So we refuse to allow you to rule us."
	"Turn her out, Gardener, with the others!" cried the Tea Rose.
	"Just a second, please!" called Shaggy, taking the Love Magnet
from his pocket.  "I guess this will win their love, Princess.  Here,
take it in your hand and let the roses see it."
	Princess Ozga took the Magnet and held it poised before the eyes
of her subjects, but the Roses regarded it with calm disdain.
	"Why, what's the matter?" demanded Shaggy in surprise.  "The
Magnet never failed to work before!"
	"I know," said Betsy, nodding her head wisely.  "These Roses have
no hearts."
	"That's it," agreed the Gardener.  "They're pretty and sweet and
alive, but still they are Roses.  Their stems have thorns, but no
hearts."
	The Princess sighed and handed the Magnet to the Shaggy Man.
"What shall I do?" she asked sorrowfully.
	"Turn her out, Gardener, with the others!" commanded the Roses.
"We will have no Ruler until a man-rose--a King--is ripe enough to pick."
	"Very well," said the Gardener meekly.  "You must excuse me, my
dear Shaggy, for opposing your wishes, but you and the others, including
Ozga, must get out of the Rose Kingdom immediately, if not before."
	"Don't you love me, Gardy?" asked Shaggy, carelessly displaying
the Magnet.
	"I do.  I dote on thee!" answered the Gardener earnestly.  "But
no true man will neglect his duty for the sake of love.  My duty is to
drive you out, so out you go!"  With this, he seized a garden fork and
began jabbing it at the strangers in order to force them to leave. Hank
the mule was not afraid of the fork, and when he got his heels near to
the Gardener the man fell back to avoid a kick.
	But now the Roses crowded around the outcasts, and it was soon
discovered that beneath their draperies of green leaves were many sharp
thorns which were more dangerous than Hank's heels.  Neither Betsy nor
Ozga nor Shaggy nor the mule cared to brave those thorns, and when they
pressed away from them they found themselves slowly driven through the
garden door into the greenhouse.  From there they were forced out at the
entrance and so through the territory of the flower-strewn Rose Kingdom,
which was not of very great extent.
	The Rose Princess was sobbing bitterly, Betsy was indignant and
angry, Hank uttered defiant "Hee-haws," and the Shaggy Man whistled
softly to himself.
	The boundary of the Rose Kingdom was a deep gulf, but there was a
drawbridge in one place, and this the Royal Gardener let down until the
outcasts had passed over it.  Then he drew it up again and returned with
his Roses to the greenhouse, leaving the four queerly assorted comrades
to wander into the bleak and unknown country that lay beyond.
	"I don't mind much," remarked Shaggy as he led the way over the
stony, barren ground.  "I've got to search for my long-lost little
brother anyhow, so it won't matter where I go."
	"Hank and I will help you find your brother," said Betsy in her
most cheerful voice.  "I'm so far away from home now that I don't s'pose
I'll ever find my way back.  And to tell the truth, it's more fun
traveling around and having adventures than sticking at home.  Don't you
think so, Hank?"
	"Hee-haw!" said Hank, and the Shaggy Man thanked them both.
	"For my part," said Princess Ozga of Roseland with a gentle sigh,
"I must remain forever exiled from my Kingdom.  So I, too, will be glad
to help the Shaggy Man find his lost brother."
	"That's very kind of you, ma'am," said Shaggy.  "But unless I can
find the underground cavern of Ruggedo, the Metal Monarch, I shall never
find poor brother."
	"Doesn't anyone know where it is?" inquired Betsy.
	"SOME one must know, of course," was Shaggy's reply, "but we are
not the ones.  The only way to succeed is for us to keep going until we
find a person who can direct us to Ruggedo's cavern."
	"We may find it ourselves, without any help," suggested Betsy.
"Who knows?"
	"No one knows that except the person who's writing this story,"
said Shaggy.  "But we won't find anything--not even supper--unless we
travel on.  Here's a path.  Let's take it and see where it leads to."

CHAPTER 7 POLYCHROME'S PITIFUL PLIGHT


	The Rain King got too much water in his basin and spilled some
over the brim.  That made it rain in a certain part of the country--a
real hard shower, for a time--and sent the Rainbow scampering to the
place to show the gorgeous colors of his glorious bow as soon as the mist
of rain had passed and the sky was clear.
	The coming of the Rainbow is always a joyous event to earth folk,
yet few have ever seen it close by.  Usually, the Rainbow is so far
distant that you can observe its splendid hues but dimly, and that is why
we seldom catch sight of the dancing Daughters of the Rainbow.
	In the barren country where the rain had just fallen there
appeared to be no human beings at all, but the Rainbow appeared just the
same, and dancing gaily on its arch were the Rainbow's Daughters, led by
the fairylike Polychrome, who is so dainty and beautiful that no girl has
ever quite equalled her in loveliness.
	Polychrome was in a merry mood and danced down the arch of the bow
to the ground, daring her sisters to follow her.  Laughing and gleeful,
they also touched the ground with their twinkling feet; but all the
Daughters of the Rainbow knew that this was a dangerous pastime, so they
quickly climbed upon their bow again.
	All but Polychrome.  Though the sweetest and merriest of them all,
she was likewise the most reckless.  Moreover, it was an unusual
sensation to pat the cold, damp earth with her rosy toes.  Before she
realized it, the bow had lifted and disappeared in the billowy blue sky,
and here was Polychrome standing helpless upon a rock, her gauzy
draperies floating about her like brilliant cobwebs and not a soul--fairy
or mortal--to help her regain her lost bow!
	"Dear me!" she exclaimed, a frown passing across her pretty face.
"I'm caught again.  This is the second time my carelessness has left me
on earth while my sisters returned to our Sky Palaces.  The first time I
enjoyed some pleasant adventures, but this is a lonely, forsaken country,
and I shall be very unhappy until my Rainbow comes again and I can climb
aboard.  Let me think what is best to be done."
	She crouched low upon the flat rock, drew her draperies about
her, and bowed her head.  It was in this position that Betsy Bobbin spied
Polychrome as she came along the stony path, followed by Hank, the
Princess and Shaggy.  At once the girl ran up to the radiant Daughter of
the Rainbow and exclaimed: "Oh, what a lovely creature!"
	Polychrome raised her golden head.  There were tears in her blue
eyes. "I'm the most miserable girl in the whole world!" she sobbed.
	The others gathered around her.  "Tell us your troubles, pretty
one," urged the Princess.
	"I--I've lost my bow!" wailed Polychrome.
	"Take me, my dear," said Shaggy Man in a sympathetic voice,
thinking she meant "beau" instead of "bow."
	"I don't want you!" cried Polychrome, stamping her foot
imperiously. "I want my RAINbow."
	"Oh, that's different," said Shaggy.  "But try to forget it.
When I was young, I used to cry for the Rainbow myself, but I couldn't
have it.  Looks as if YOU couldn't have it either, so please don't cry."
	Polychrome looked at him reproachfully.  "I don't like you," she
said.
	"No?" replied Shaggy, drawing the Love Magnet from his pocket.
"Not a little bit?  Just a wee speck of a like?"
	"Yes, yes!" said Polychrome, clasping her hands in ecstasy as she
gazed at the enchanted talisman.  "I love you, Shaggy Man!"
	"Of course you do," said he calmly, "but I don't take any credit
for it.  It's the Love Magnet's powerful charm.  But you seem quite alone
and friendless, little Rainbow.  Don't you want to join our party until
you find your father and sisters again?"
	"Where are you going?" she asked.
	"We don't just know that," said Betsy, taking her hand, "but
we're trying to find Shaggy's long-lost brother, who has been captured by
the terrible Metal Monarch.  Won't you come with us, and help us?"
	Polychrome looked from one to another of the queer party of
travelers, and a bewitching smile suddenly lighted her face.  "A donkey,
a mortal maid, a Rose Princess, and a Shaggy Man!" she exclaimed.
"Surely you need help if you intend to face Ruggedo."
	"Do you know him, then?" inquired Betsy.
	"No, indeed.  Ruggedo's caverns are beneath the earth's surface
where no Rainbow can ever penetrate.  But I've heard of the Metal
Monarch. He is also called the Nome King, you know, and he has made
trouble for a good many people--mortals and fairies--in his time," said
Polychrome.
	"Do you fear him, then?" asked the Princess anxiously.
	"No one can harm a Daughter of the Rainbow," said Polychrome
proudly. "I'm a sky fairy."
	"Then," said Betsy quickly, "you will be able to tell us the way
to Ruggedo's cavern."
	"No," said Polychrome, shaking her head, "that is one thing I
cannot do.  But I will gladly go with you and help you search for the
place."
	This promise delighted all the wanderers, and after Shaggy Man
had found the path again they began moving along it in a more happy mood.
The Rainbow's Daughter danced lightly over the rocky trail, no longer
sad, but with her beautiful features wreathed in smiles.  Shaggy came
next, walking steadily and now and then supporting the Rose Princess, who
followed him.  Betsy and Hank brought up the rear, and if she tired with
walking the girl got upon Hank's back and let the stout little donkey
carry her for a while.
	At nightfall they came to some trees that grew beside a tiny
brook, and here they made camp and rested until morning.  Then away they
tramped, finding berries and fruits here and there which satisfied the
hunger of Betsy, Shaggy and Hank, so that they were well content with
their lot.  It surprised Betsy to see the Rose Princess partake of their
food, for she considered her a fairy; but when she mentioned this to
Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter explained that when Ozga was driven
out of her Rose Kingdom she ceased to be a fairy and would never again be
more than a mere mortal.  Polychrome, however was a fairy wherever she
happened to be, and if she sipped a few dewdrops by moonlight for
refreshment, no one ever saw her do it.
	As they continued their wandering journey, direction meant very
little to them, for they were hopelessly lost in this strange country.
Shaggy said it would be best to go toward the mountains, as the natural
entrance to Ruggedo's underground cavern was likely to be hidden in some
rocky, deserted place; but mountains seemed all around them except in the
one direction that they had come from, which led to the Rose Kingdom and
the sea.  Therefore, it mattered little which way they traveled.
	By and by they espied a faint trail that looked like a path, and
after following this for some time they reached a crossroads.  Here were
many paths leading in various directions, and there was a signpost so old
that there were now no words upon the sign.  At one side was an old well
with a chain windlass for drawing water, yet there was no house or other
building anywhere in sight.
	While the party halted, puzzled which way to proceed, the mule
approached the well and tried to look into it.  "He's thirsty," said
Betsy.
	"It's a dry well," remarked Shaggy.  "Probably there has been no
water in it for many years.  But come, let us decide which way to
travel."
	No one seemed able to decide that.  They sat down in a group and
tried to consider which road might be the best to take.  Hank, however,
could not keep away from the well, and finally he reared up on his hind
legs, got his head over the edge, and uttered a loud "Hee-haw!" Betsy
watched her animal friend curiously.  "I wonder if he sees anything down
there?" she said.
	At this, Shaggy rose and went over to the well to investigate,
and Betsy went with him.  The Princess and Polychrome, who had become
fast friends, linked arms and sauntered down one of the roads to find an
easy path.  "Really," said Shaggy, "there does seem to be something at
the bottom of this old well."
	"Can't we pull it up and see what it is?" asked the girl.  There
was no bucket at the end of the windlass chain, but there was a big hook
that at one time was used to hold a bucket.  Shaggy let down this hook,
dragged it around on the bottom, and then pulled it up.  An old hoopskirt
came with it, and Betsy laughed and threw it away.  The thing frightened
Hank, who had never seen a hoopskirt before, and he kept a good distance
away from it.
	Several other objects the Shaggy Man captured with the hook and
drew up, but none of these was important.  "This well seems to have been
the dump for all the old rubbish in the country," he said, letting down
the hook once more.  "I guess I've captured everything now.  No, the hook
has caught again.  Help me, Betsy!  Whatever this thing is, it's heavy."
	She ran up and helped him turn the windlass, and after much
effort a confused mass of copper came in sight.
	"Good gracious!" exclaimed Shaggy.  "Here is a surprise, indeed!"
	"What is it?" inquired Betsy, clinging to the windlass and
panting for breath.
	For answer, the Shaggy Man grasped the bundle of copper and
dumped it upon the ground free of the well.  Then he turned it over with
his foot, spread it out, and to Betsy's astonishment, the thing proved to
be a copper man.
	"Just as I thought," said Shaggy, looking hard at the object.
"But unless there are two copper men in the world, this is the most
astonishing thing I ever came across."  At this moment the Rainbow's
Daughter and the Rose Princess approached them, and Polychrome said:
	"What have you found, Shaggy One?"
	"Either an old friend, or a stranger," he replied.
	"Oh, here's a sign on his back!" cried Betsy, who had knelt down
to examine the man.  "Dear me, how funny!  Listen to this."  Then she
read the following words, engraved upon the copper plates of the man's body:

SMITH AND TINKER'S
Patent Double-Action, Extra-Responsive
Thought-Creating, Perfect-Talking
MECHANICAL MAN
Fitted with our Special Clockwork Attachment.
Thinks, Speaks, Acts, and Does Everything but Live.

	"Isn't he wonderful!" exclaimed the Princess.
	"Yes, but here's more," said Betsy, reading from another engraved
plate:

DIRECTIONS FOR USING:
For THINKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his left arm (marked No. 1).
For SPEAKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his right arm (marked No. 2).
For WALKING and ACTION:--Wind Clockwork Man in the middle of his back
(marked No. 3).
N.B.--This Mechanism is guaranteed to work perfectly for a thousand years.

	"If he's guaranteed for a thousand years," said Polychrome, "he
ought to work yet."
	"Of course," said Shaggy.  "Let's wind him up."
	In order to do this, they were obliged to set the copper man upon
his feet in an upright position, and this was no easy task.  He was
inclined to topple over and had to be propped again and again.  The girls
assisted Shaggy, and at last Tik-Tok seemed to be balanced and stood
alone upon his broad feet.
	"Yes," said Shaggy, looking at the copper man carefully, "this
must be, indeed, my old friend Tik-Tok, whom I left ticking merrily in
the Land of Oz.  But how he came to this lonely place and got into that
old well is surely a mystery."
	"If we wind him, perhaps he will tell us," suggested Betsy.
"Here's the key, hanging to a hook on his back.  What part of him shall I
wind up first?"
	"His thoughts, of course," said Polychrome, "for it requires
thought to speak or move intelligently."
	So Betsy wound him under his left arm, and at once little flashes
of light began to show in the top of his head, which was proof that he
had begun to think.
	"Now, then," said Shaggy, "wind up his phonograph."
	"What's that?" she asked.
	"Why, his talking-machine.  His thoughts may be interesting, but
they don't tell us anything."
	So Betsy wound the copper man under his right arm, and then from
the interior of his copper body came in jerky tones the words "Ma-ny
thanks!"
	"Hurrah!" cried Shaggy joyfully, and he slapped Tik-Tok upon the
back in such a hearty manner that the copper man lost his balance and
tumbled to the ground in a heap.  But the clockwork that enabled him to
speak had been wound up, and he kept saying "Pick-me-up! Pick-me-up!
Pick-me-up!" until they had again raised him and balanced him upon his
feet, when he added politely: "Ma-ny thanks!"
	"He won't be self-supporting until we wind up his action,"
remarked Shaggy.  So Betsy wound it as tight as she could--for the key
turned rather hard--and then Tik-Tok lifted his feet, marched around in a
circle and ended by stopping before the group and making them all a low
bow.
	"How in the world did you happen to be in that well, when I left
you safe in Oz?" inquired Shaggy.
	"It is a long sto-ry," replied Tik-Tok, "but I'll tell it in a
few words.  Af-ter you had gone in search of your broth-er, Oz-ma saw you
wan-der-ing in strange lands when-ev-er she looked in her mag-ic
pic-ture, and she also saw your broth-er in the Nome King's cav-ern; so
she sent me to tell you where to find your broth-er and told me to help
you if I could.  The Sor-cer-ess, Glin-da the Good, trans-port-ed me to
this place in the wink of an eye, but here I met the Nome King
him-self--old Rug-ged-do, who is called in these parts the Met-al
Mon-arch.  Rug-ge-do knew what I had come for, and he was so an-gry that
he threw me down the well.  Af-ter my works ran down, I was help-less
un-til you came a-long and pulled me out a-gain.  Ma-ny thanks."
	"This is, indeed, good news," said Shaggy.  "I suspected that my
brother was the prisoner of Ruggedo, but now I know it.  Tell us,
Tik-Tok, how shall we get to the Nome King's underground cavern?"
	"The best way is to walk," said Tik-Tok.  "We might crawl, or
jump, or roll o-ver and o-ver un-til we get there, but the best way is to
walk."
	"I know.  But which road shall we take?"
	"My ma-chin-er-y is-n't made to tell that," replied Tik-Tok.
	"There is more than one entrance to the underground caverns,"
said Polychrome, "but old Ruggedo has cleverly concealed every opening so
that earth dwellers can not intrude in his domain.  If we find our way
underground at all, it will be by chance."
	"Then," said Betsy, "let us select any road, haphazard, and see
where it leads us."
	"That seems sensible," declared the Princess.  "It may require a
lot of time for us to find Ruggedo, but we have more time than anything
else."
	"If you keep me wound up," said Tik-Tok, "I will last a thous-and
years."
	"Then the only question to decide is which way to go," added
Shaggy, looking first at one road and then at another.  But while they
stood hesitating, a peculiar sound reached their ears, a sound like the
tramping of many feet.
	"What's coming?" cried Betsy.  And then she ran to the left-hand
road and glanced along the path.  "Why, it's an army!" she exclaimed.
"What shall we do, hide or run?"
	"Stand still," commanded Shaggy.  "I'm not afraid of an army.  If
they prove to be friendly, they can help us.  If they are enemies, I'll
show them the Love Magnet."

CHAPTER 8 TIK-TOK TACKLES A TOUGH TASK


	While Shaggy and his companions stood huddled in a group at one
side, the Army of Oogaboo was approaching along the pathway, the tramp of
their feet being now and then accompanied by a dismal groan as one of the
officers stepped on a sharp stone or knocked his funnybone against his
neighbor's sword-handle.
	Then out from among the trees marched Private Files, bearing the
banner of Oogaboo, which fluttered from a long pole.  This pole he stuck
in the ground just in front of the well, and then he cried in a loud
voice: "I hereby conquer this territory in the name of Queen Ann Soforth
of Oogaboo, and all the inhabitants of the land I proclaim her slaves!"
	Some of the officers now stuck their heads out of the bushes and
asked: "Is the coast clear, Private Files?"
	"There is no coast here," was the reply, "but all's well."
	"I hope there's water in it," said General Cone, mustering
courage to advance to the well.  But just then he caught a glimpse of
Tik-Tok and Shaggy and at once fell upon bis knees, trembling and
frightened, and cried out: "Mercy, kind enemies!  Mercy!  Spare us, and
we will be your slaves forever!"
	The other officers, who had now advanced into the clearing,
likewise fell upon their knees and begged for mercy.  Files turned
around, and seeing the strangers for the first time, examined them with
much curiosity.  Then, discovering that three of the party were girls, he
lifted his cap and made a polite bow.
	"What's all this?" demanded a harsh voice as Queen Ann reached
the place and beheld her kneeling army.
	"Permit us to introduce ourselves," replied Shaggy, stepping
forward. "This is Tik-Tok, the Clockwork Man, who works better than some
meat people.  And here is Princess Ozga of Roseland, just now
unfortunately exiled from her Kingdom of Roses.  I next present
Polychrome, a sky fairy, who lost her Bow by an accident and can't find
her way home. The small girl here is Betsy Bobbin, from some unknown
earthly paradise called Oklahoma, and with her you see Mr. Hank, a mule
with a long tail and a short temper."
	"Puh!" said Ann scornfully.  "A pretty lot of vagabonds you are,
indeed.  All lost or strayed, I suppose, and not worth a Queen's
plundering.  I'm sorry I've conquered you."
	"But you haven't conquered us yet," called Betsy indignantly.
	"No," agreed Files, "that is a fact.  But if my officers will
kindly command me to conquer you, I will do so at once, after which we
can stop arguing and converse more at our ease."
	The officers had by this time risen from their knees and brushed
the dust from their trousers.  To them, the enemy did not look very
fierce, so the Generals and Colonels and Majors and Captains gained
courage to face them and began strutting in their most haughty manner.
	"You must understand," said Ann, "that I am the Queen of Oogaboo,
and this is my invincible Army.  We are busy conquering the world, and
since you seem to be a part of the world and are obstructing our journey,
it is necessary for us to conquer you, unworthy though you may be of such
high honor."
	"That's all right," replied Shaggy.  "Conquer us as often as you
like. We don't mind."
	"But we won't be anybody's slaves," added Betsy positively.
	"We'll see about that," retorted the Queen angrily.  "Advance,
Private Files, and bind the enemy hand and foot!"
	But Private Files looked at pretty Betsy and fascinating
Polychrome and the beautiful Rose Princess and shook his head.  "It would
be impolite, and I won't do it," he asserted.
	"You must!" cried Ann.  "It is your duty to obey orders."
	"I haven't received any orders from my officers," objected the
Private.
	But the Generals now shouted: "Forward, and bind the prisoners!"
And the Colonels and Majors and Captains repeated the command, yelling it
as loud as they could.  All this noise annoyed Hank, who had been eyeing
the Army of Oogaboo with strong disfavor.  The mule now dashed forward and
began backing upon the officers and kicking fierce and dangerous heels at
them.  The attack was so sudden that the officers scattered like dust in
a whirlwind, dropping their swords as they ran and trying to seek refuge
behind the trees and bushes.
	Betsy laughed joyously at the comical rout of the "noble army,"
and Polychrome danced with glee.  But Ann was furious at this ignoble
defeat of her gallant forces by one small mule.  "Private Files, I
command you to do your duty!" she cried again, and then she herself
ducked to escape the mule's heels, for Hank made no distinction in favor
of a lady who was an open enemy.  Betsy grabbed her champion by the
forelock, however, and so held him fast, and when the officers saw that
the mule was restrained from further attacks, they crept fearfully back
and picked up their discarded swords.
	"Private Files, seize and bind these prisoners!" screamed the
Queen.
	"No," said Files, throwing down his gun and removing the knapsack
which was strapped to his back.  "I resign my position as the Army of
Oogaboo.  I enlisted to fight the enemy and become a hero, but if you
want someone to bind harmless girls, you will have to hire another
Private."  Then he walked over to the others and shook hands with Shaggy
and Tik-Tok.
	"Treason!" shrieked Ann, and all the officers echoed her cry.
	"Nonsense," said Files.  "I've the right to resign if I want to."
	"Indeed you haven't!" retorted the Queen.  "If you resign, it
will break up my Army, and then I cannot conquer the world."  She now
turned to the officers and said: "I must ask you to do me a favor.  I
know it is undignified in officers to fight, but unless you immediately
capture Private Files and force him to obey my orders, there will be no
plunder for any of us.  Also, it is likely you will all suffer the pangs
of hunger, and when we meet a powerful foe you are liable to be captured
and made slaves."
	The prospect of this awful fate so frightened the officers that
they drew their swords and rushed upon Files, who stood beside Shaggy, in
a truly ferocious manner.  The next instant, however, they halted and
again fell upon their knees, for there before them was the glistening
Love Magnet held in the hand of the smiling Shaggy Man, and the sight of
this magic talisman at once won the heart of every Oogabooite. Even Ann
saw the Love Magnet, and forgetting all emnity and anger, threw herself
upon Shaggy and embraced him lovingly.
	Quite disconcerted by this unexpected effect of the Magnet,
Shaggy disengaged himself from the Queen's encircling arms and quickly
hid the talisman in his pocket.  The adventurers from Oogaboo were now
his firm friends, and there was no more talk about conquering and binding
any of his party.
	"If you insist on conquering anyone," said Shaggy, "you may march
with me to the underground Kingdom of Ruggedo.  To conquer the world as
you have set out to do, you must conquer everyone under its surface as
well as those upon its surface, and no one in all the world needs
conquering so much as Ruggedo."
	"Who is he?" asked Ann.
	"The Metal Monarch, King of the Nomes."
	"Is he rich?" inquired Major Stockings in an anxious voice.
	"Of course," answered Shaggy.  "He owns all the metal that lies
underground--gold, silver, copper, brass and tin.  He has an idea he also
owns all the metals above ground, for he says all metal was once a part
of his kingdom.  So by conquering the Metal Monarch, you will win all the
riches in the world."
	"Ah!" exclaimed General Apple, heaving a deep sigh, "that would
be plunder worth our while.  Let's conquer him, Your Majesty."
	The Queen looked reproachfully at Files, who was sitting next to
the lovely Princess and whispering in her ear.
	"Alas," said Ann, "I have no longer an Army.  I have plenty of
brave officers, indeed, but no private soldier for them to command.
Therefore I cannot conquer Ruggedo and win all his wealth."
	"Why don't you make one of your officers the Private?" asked
Shaggy, but at once every officer began to protest, and the Queen of
Oogaboo shook her head as she replied:
	"That is impossible.  A private soldier must be a terrible
fighter, and my officers are unable to fight.  They are exceptionally
brave in commanding others to fight, but could not themselves meet the
enemy and conquer."
	"Very true, Your Majesty," said Colonel Plum eagerly.  "There are
many kinds of bravery, and one cannot be expected to possess them all.  I
myself am brave as a lion in all ways until it comes to fighting, but
then my nature revolts.  Fighting is unkind and liable to be injurious to
others, so, being a gentleman, I never fight."
	"Nor I!" shouted each of the other officers.
	"You see," said Ann, "how helpless I am.  Had not Private Files
proved himself a traitor and a deserter, I would gladly have conquered
this Ruggedo.  But an Army without a private soldier is like a bee
without a stinger."
	"I am not a traitor, Your Majesty," protested Files.  "I resigned
in a proper manner, not liking the job.  But there are plenty of people
to take my place.  Why not make Shaggy Man the private soldier?"
	"He might be killed," said Ann, looking tenderly at Shaggy, "for
he is mortal and able to die.  If anything happened to him, it would
break my heart."
	"It would hurt me worse than that," declared Shaggy.  "You must
admit, Your Majesty, that I am commander of this expedition, for it is my
brother we are seeking rather than plunder.  But I and my companions
would like the assistance of your Army, and if you help us to conquer
Ruggedo and to rescue my brother from captivity, we will allow you to
keep all the gold and jewels and other plunder you may find."
	This prospect was so tempting that the officers began whispering
together, and presently Colonel Cheese said "Your Majesty, by combining
our brains, we have just evolved a most brilliant idea.  We will make the
Clockwork Man the private soldier!"
	"Who?  Me?" asked Tik-Tok.  "Not for a sin-gle sec-ond!  I
can-not fight, and you must not for-get that it was Rug-ge-do who threw
me in the well."
	"At that time you had no gun," said Polychrome.  "But if you join
the Army of Oogaboo, you will carry the gun that Mr.  Files used."
	"A sol-dier must be a-ble to run as well as to fight," protested
Tik-Tok, "and if my works run down, as they of-ten do, I could nei-ther
run nor fight."
	"I'll keep you wound up, Tik-Tok," promised Betsy.
	"Why, it isn't a bad idea," said Shaggy.  "Tik-Tok will make an
ideal soldier, for nothing can injure him except a sledge hammer.  And
since a private soldier seems to be necessary to this Army, Tik-Tok is
the only one of our party fitted to undertake the job."
	"What must I do?" asked Tik-Tok.
	"Obey orders," replied Ann.  "When the officers command you to do
anything, you must do it.  That is all."
	"And that's enough, too," said Files.
	"Do I get a salary?" inquired Tik-Tok.
	"You get your share of the plunder," answered the Queen.
	"Yes," remarked Files.  "One-half of the plunder goes to Queen
Ann; the other half is divided among the officers; and the Private gets
the rest."
	"That will be sat-is-fac-to-ry," said Tik-Tok, picking up the gun
and examining it wonderingly, for he had never before seen such a weapon.
	Then Ann strapped the knapsack to Tik-Tok's copper back and said:
"Now we are ready to march to Ruggedo's Kingdom and conquer it.
Officers, give the command to march."
	"Fall--in!" yelled the Generals, drawing their swords.
	"Fall--in!" cried the Colonels, drawing their swords.
	"Fall--in!" shouted the Majors, drawing their swords.
	"Fall--in!" bawled the Captains, drawing their swords.
	Tik-Tok looked at them and then around him in surprise.  "Fall in
what?  The well?" he asked.
	"No," said Queen Ann, "you must fall in marching order."
	"Can-not I march with-out fall-ing in-to it?" asked the Clockwork
Man.
	"Shoulder your gun and stand ready to march," advised Files.  So
Tik-Tok held the gun straight and stood still.
	"What next?" he asked.
	The Queen turned to Shaggy.  "Which road leads to the Metal
Monarch's cavern?"
	"We don't know, Your Majesty," was the reply.
	"But this is absurd!" said Ann with a frown.  "If we can't get to
Ruggedo, it is certain that we can't conquer him."
	"You are right," admitted Shaggy, "but I did not say we could not
get to him.  We have only to discover the way, and that was the matter we
were considering when you and your magnificent Army arrived here."
	"Well, then, get busy and discover it," snapped the Queen.
	That was no easy task.  They all stood looking from one road to
another in perplexity.  The paths radiated from the little clearing like
the rays of the midday sun, and each path seemed like all the others.
Files and the Rose Princess, who had by this time become good friends,
advanced a little way along one of the roads and found that it was
bordered by pretty wildflowers.  "Why don't you ask the flowers to tell
you the way?" he said to his companion.
	"The flowers?" returned the Princess, surprised at the question.
	"Of course," said Files.  "The field-flowers must be
second-cousins to a Rose Princess, and I believe if you ask them they
will tell you."
	She looked more closely at the flowers.  There were hundreds of
white daisies, golden buttercups, bluebells and daffodils growing by the
roadside, and each flower-head was firmly set upon its slender but stout
stem.  There were even a few wild roses scattered here and there, and
perhaps it was the sight of these that gave the Princess courage to ask
the important question.  She dropped to her knees, facing the flowers,
and extended both her arms pleadingly toward them. "Tell me, pretty
cousins," she said in her sweet, gentle voice. "Which way will lead us to
the Kingdom of Ruggedo, the Nome King?"
	At once, all the stems bent gracefully to the right, and the
flower heads nodded once, twice, thrice in that direction.  "That's it!"
cried Files joyfully.  "Now we know the way."
	Ozga rose to her feet and looked wonderingly at the
field-flowers, which had now resumed their upright position.  "Was it the
wind, do you think?" she asked in a low whisper.
	"No, indeed," replied Files.  "There is not a breath of wind
stirring. But these lovely blossoms are indeed your cousins and answered
your question at once, as I knew they would."

CHAPTER 9 RUGGEDO'S RAGE IS RASH AND RECKLESS


	The way taken by the adventurers led up hill and down dale and
wound here and there in a fashion that seemed aimless.  But always it
drew nearer to a range of low mountains, and Files said more than once
that he was certain the entrance to Ruggedo's caverns would be found
among these rugged hills.
	In this he was quite correct.  Far underneath the nearest mountain
was a gorgeous chamber hollowed from the solid rock, the walls and roof
of which glittered with thousands of magnificent jewels.  Here, on a
throne of virgin gold, sat the famous Nome King, dressed in splendid
robes and wearing a superb crown cut from a single blood-red ruby.
	Ruggedo, the Monarch of all the Metals and Precious Stones of the
Underground World, was a round little man with a flowing white beard, a
red face, bright eyes and a scowl that covered all his forehead. One
would think, to look at him, that he ought to be jolly; one might think,
considering his enormous wealth, that he ought to be happy; but this was
not the case.  The Metal Monarch was surly and cross because mortals had
dug so much treasure out of the earth and kept it above ground, where all
the power of Ruggedo and his nomes was unable to recover it.  He hated
not only the mortals, but also the fairies who live upon the earth or
above it, and instead of being content with the riches he still
possessed, he was unhappy because he did not own all the gold and jewels
in the world.
	Ruggedo had been nodding, half asleep, in his chair when suddenly
he sat upright, uttered a roar of rage, and began pounding upon a huge
gong that stood beside him.  The sound filled the vast cavern and
penetrated to many caverns beyond, where countless thousands of nomes
were working at their unending tasks, hammering out gold and silver and
other metals, or melting ores in great furnaces, or polishing glittering
gems.  The nomes trembled at the sound of the King's gong and whispered
fearfully to one another that something unpleasant was sure to happen;
but none dared pause in his task.
	The heavy curtains of cloth-of-gold were pushed aside, and
Kaliko, the King's High Chamberlain, entered the royal presence.  "What's
up, Your Majesty?" he asked with a wide yawn, for he had just wakened.
	"Up?" roared Ruggedo, stamping his foot viciously.  "Those
foolish mortals are up, that's what!  And they want to come down."
	"Down here?" inquired Kaliko.
	"Yes!"
	"How do you know?" continued the Chamberlain, yawning again.
	"I feel it in my bones," said Ruggedo.  "I can always feel it
when those hateful earth-crawlers draw near to my Kingdom.  I am
positive, Kaliko, that mortals are this very minute on their way here to
annoy me, and I hate mortals more than I do catnip tea!"
	"Well, what's to be done?" demanded the nome.
	"Look through your spyglass and see where the invaders are,"
commanded the King.
	So Kaliko went to a tube in the wall of rock and put his eye to
it. The tube ran from the cavern up to the side of the mountain and
turned several curves and corners, but as it was a magic spyglass, Kaliko
was able to see through it just as easily as if it had been straight.
	"Ho-hum," said he.  "I see 'em, Your Majesty."
	"What do they look like?" inquired the Monarch.
	"That's a hard question to answer, for a queerer assortment of
creatures I never yet beheld," replied the nome.  "However, such a
collection of curiosities may prove dangerous.  There's a copper man,
worked by machinery--"
	"Bah!  That's only Tik-Tok," said Ruggedo.  "I'm not afraid of
him. Why, only the other day I met the fellow and threw him down a well."
	"Then someone must have pulled him out again," said Kaliko.  "And
there's a little girl--"
	"Dorothy?" asked Ruggedo, jumping up in fear.
	"No, some other girl.  In fact, there are several girls, of
various sizes.  But Dorothy is not with them, nor is Ozma."
	"That's good!" exclaimed the King, sighing in relief.
	Kaliko still had his eye to the spyglass.  "I see," said he, "an
army of men from Oogaboo.  They are all officers and carry swords.  And
there is a Shaggy Man--who seems very harmless--and a little donkey with
big ears."
	"Pooh!" cried Ruggedo, snapping his fingers in scorn.  "I've no
fear of such a mob as that.  A dozen of my nomes can destroy them all in
a jiffy."
	"I'm not so sure of that," said Kaliko.  "The people of Oogaboo
are hard to destroy, and I believe the Rose Princess is a fairy.  As for
Polychrome, you know very well that the Rainbow's Daughter cannot be
injured by a nome."
	"Polychrome!  Is she among them?" asked the King.
	"Yes, I have just recognized her."
	"Then these people are coming here on no peaceful errand,"
declared Ruggedo, scowling fiercely.  "In fact, no one ever comes here on
a peaceful errand.  I hate everybody, and everybody hates me!"
	"Very true," said Kaliko.
	"I must in some way prevent these people from reaching my
dominions. Where are they now?"
	"Just now they are crossing the Rubber Country, Your Majesty."
	"Good!  Are your magnetic rubber wires in working order?"
	"I think so," replied Kaliko.  "Is it your Royal Will that we
have some fun with these invaders?"
	"It is," answered Ruggedo.  "I want to teach them a lesson they
will never forget."
	Now Shaggy had no idea that he was in a Rubber Country, nor had
any of his companions.  They noticed that everything around them was of a
dull gray color and that the path upon which they walked was soft and
springy, yet they had no suspicion that the rocks and trees were rubber
and even the path they trod was made of rubber.  Presently they came to a
brook where sparkling water dashed through a deep channel and rushed away
between high rocks far down the mountainside.  Across the brook were
stepping-stones so placed that the travelers might easily leap from one
to another and in that manner cross the water to the farther bank.
	Tik-Tok was marching ahead, followed by his officers and Queen
Ann. After them came Betsy Bobbin and Hank, Polychrome and Shaggy, and
last of all the Rose Princess with Files.  The Clockwork Man saw the
stream and the stepping-stones and without making a pause placed his foot
upon the first stone.  The result was astonishing.  First he sank down in
the soft rubber, which then rebounded and sent Tik-Tok soaring high in
the air, where he turned a succession of flip-flops and alighted upon a
rubber rock far in the rear of the party.
	General Apple did not see Tik-Tok bound, so quickly had he
disappeared.  Therefore he also stepped upon the stone (which you will
guess was connected with Kaliko's magnetic rubber wire) and instantly
shot upward like an arrow.  General Cone came next and met with a like
fate, but the others now noticed that something was wrong and with one
accord they halted the column and looked back along the path.
	There was Tik-Tok, still bounding from one rubber rock to
another, each time rising a less distance from the ground.  And there was
General Apple, bounding away in another direction, his three-cornered hat
jammed over his eyes and his long sword thumping him upon the arms and
head as it swung this way and that.  And there, also, appeared General
Cone, who had struck a rubber rock headforemost and was so crumpled up
that his round body looked more like a bouncing-ball than the form of a man.
	Betsy laughed merrily at the strange sight, and Polychrome echoed
her laughter.  But Ozga was grave and wondering, while Queen Ann became
angry at seeing the chief officers of the Army of Oogaboo bounding around
in so undignified a manner.  She shouted to them to stop, but they were
unable to obey, even though they would have been glad to do so.  Finally,
however, they all ceased bounding and managed to get upon their feet and
rejoin the Army.
	"Why did you do that?" demanded Ann, who seemed greatly provoked.
	"Don't ask them why," said Shaggy earnestly.  "I knew you would
ask them why, but you ought not to do it.  The reason is plain.  Those
stones are rubber, therefore they are not stones.  Those rocks around us
are rubber, and therefore they are not rocks.  Even this path is not a
path, it's rubber.  Unless we are very careful, Your Majesty, we are all
likely to get the bounce, just as your poor officers and Tik-Tok did."
	"Then let's be careful," remarked Files, who was full of wisdom;
but Polychrome wanted to test the quality of the rubber, so she began
dancing.  Every step sent her higher and higher into the air, so that she
resembled a big butterfly fluttering lightly.  Presently she made a great
bound and bounded way across the stream, landing lightly and steadily on
the other side.
	"There is no rubber over here," she called to them.  "Suppose you
all try to bound over the stream without touching the stepping-stones."
	Ann and her officers were reluctant to undertake such a risky
adventure, but Betsy at once grasped the value of the suggestion and
began jumping up and down until she found herself bounding almost as high
as Polychrome had done.  Then she suddenly leaned forward, and the next
bound took her easily across the brook, where she alighted by the side of
the Rainbow's Daughter.  "Come on, Hank!" called the girl, and the donkey
tried to obey.  He managed to bound pretty high, but when he tried to
bound across  he stream he misjudged the distance and fell with a splash
into the middle of the water.
	"Hee-haw!" he wailed, struggling toward the far bank.  Betsy
rushed forward to help him out, but when the mule stood safely beside
her, she was amazed to find he was not wet at all.
	"It's dry water," said Polychrome, dipping her hand into the
stream and showing how the water fell from it and left it perfectly dry.
	"In that case," returned Betsy, "they can all walk through the
water." She called to Ozga and Shaggy to wade across, assuring them the
water was shallow and would not wet them.  At once they followed her
advice, avoiding the rubber stepping-stones, and made the crossing with
ease. This encouraged the entire party to wade through the dry water, and
in a few minutes all had assembled on the bank and renewed their journey
along the path that led to the Nome King's dominions.
	When Kaliko again looked through this magic spyglass, he
exclaimed: "Bad luck, Your Majesty!  All the invaders have passed the
Rubber Country and now are fast approaching the entrance to your caverns."
	Ruggedo raved and stormed at the news, and his anger was so great
that several times as he strode up and down his jeweled cavern he paused
to kick Kaliko upon his shins, which were so sensitive that the poor nome
howled with pain.  Finally the King said: "There's no help for it.  We
must drop these audacious invaders down the Hollow Tube."
	Kaliko gave a jump at this, and looked at his master wonderingly.
"If you do that, Your Majesty," he said, "you will make Tititi-Hoochoo
very angry."
	"Never mind that," retorted Ruggedo.  "Tititi-Hoochoo lives on
the other side of the world, so what do I care for his anger?"
	Kaliko shuddered and uttered a little groan.  "Remember his
terrible powers," he pleaded, "and remember that he warned you the last
time you slid people through the Hollow Tube that if you did it again he
would take vengeance upon you."
	The Metal Monarch walked up and down in silence, thinking deeply.
"Of two dangers," said he, "it is wise to choose the least.  What do you
suppose these invaders want?"
	"Let the Long-Eared Hearer listen to them," suggested Kaliko.
	"Call him here at once!" commanded Ruggedo eagerly.
	So in a few minutes there entered the cavern a nome with enormous
ears, who bowed low before the King.  "Strangers are approaching," said
Ruggedo, "and I wish to know their errand.  Listen carefully to their
talk and tell me why they are coming here, and what for."
	The nome bowed again and spread out his great ears, swaying them
gently up and down and back and forth.  For half an hour he stood silent
in an attitude of listening while both the King and Kaliko grew impatient
at the delay.  At last the Long-Eared Hearer spoke: "Shaggy Man is coming
here to rescue his brother from captivity," said he.
	"Ha, the Ugly One!" exclaimed Ruggedo.  "Well, Shaggy Man may
have his ugly brother, for all I care.  He's too lazy to work and is
always getting in the way.  Where is the Ugly One now, Kaliko?"
	"The last time Your Majesty stumbled over the prisoner, you
commanded me to send him to the Metal Forest, which I did.  I suppose he
is still there."
	"Very good.  The invaders will have a hard time finding the Metal
Forest," said the King with a grin of malicious delight, "for half the
time I can't find it myself.  Yet I created the forest and made every
tree out of gold and silver so as to keep the precious metals in a safe
place and out of the reach of mortals.  But tell me, Hearer, do the
strangers want anything else?"
	"Yes, indeed they do!" returned the nome.  "The Army of Oogaboo
is determined to capture all the rich metals and rare jewels in your
kingdom, and the officers and their Queen have arranged to divide the
spoils and carry them away."
	When he heard this, Ruggedo uttered a bellow of rage and began
dancing up and down, rolling his eyes, clicking his teeth together and
swinging his arms furiously.  Then, in an ecstasy of anger, he seized the
long ears of the Hearer and pulled and twisted them cruelly; but Kaliko
grabbed up the King's sceptre and rapped him over the knuckles with it,
so that Ruggedo let go the ears and began to chase his Royal Chamberlain
around the throne.  The Hearer took advantage of this opportunity to slip
away from the cavern and escape, and after the King had tired himself out
chasing Kaliko, he threw himself into his throne and panted for breath
while he glared wickedly at his defiant subject.
	"You'd better save your strength to fight the enemy," suggested
Kaliko.  "There will be a terrible battle when the Army of Oogaboo gets here."
	"The Army won't get here," said the King, still coughing and
panting. "I'll drop them down the Hollow Tube, every man Jack and every
girl Jill of 'em!"
	"And defy Tititi-Hoochoo?" asked Kaliko.
	"Yes.  Go at once to my Chief Magician and order him to turn the
path toward the Hollow Tube and to make the top of the Tube invisible so
they'll fall into it."  Kaliko went away shaking his head, for he thought
Ruggedo was making a great mistake.  He found the Magician and had the
path twisted so that it led directly to the opening of the Hollow Tube,
and this opening he made invisible.
	Having obeyed the orders of his master, the Royal Chamberlain
went to his private room and began to write letters of recommendation of
himself, stating that he was an honest man, a good servant, and a small
eater.  "Pretty soon," he said to himself, "I shall have to look for
another job, for it is certain that Ruggedo has ruined himself by this
reckless defiance of the mighty Tititi-Hoochoo.  And in seeking a job,
nothing is so effective as a letter of recommendation."

CHAPTER 10 A TERRIBLE TUMBLE THROUGH A TUBE


	I suppose that Polychrome and perhaps Queen Ann and her Army might
have been able to dispel the enchantment of Ruggedo's Chief Magician had 
they known that danger lay in their pathway, for the Rainbow's Daughter
was a fairy, and as Oogaboo is a part of the Land of Oz its inhabitants
cannot easily be deceived by such common magic as the Nome King could
command.  But no one suspected any especial danger until after they had
entered Ruggedo's cavern, and so they were journeying along in quite a
contented manner when Tik-Tok, who marched ahead, suddenly disappeared.
	The officers thought he must have turned a corner, so they kept
on their way, and all of them likewise disappeared, one after another.
Queen Ann was rather surprised at this, and in hastening forward to learn
the reason, she also vanished from sight.
	Betsy Bobbin had tired her feet by walking, so she was now riding
upon the back of the stout little mule, facing backward and talking to
Shaggy and Polychrome, who were just behind.  Suddenly, Hank pitched
forward and began falling, and Betsy would have tumbled over his head had
she not grabbed the mule's shaggy neck with both arms and held on for
dear life.  All around was darkness, and they were not falling directly
downward, but seemed to be sliding along a steep incline. Hank's hoofs
were resting upon some smooth substance over which he slid with the
swiftness of the wind.  Once Betsy's heels flew up and struck a similar
substance overhead.  They were indeed descending the "Hollow Tube" that
led to the other side of the world.  "Stop, Hank, stop!" cried the girl.
But Hank only uttered a plaintive "Hee-haw!" for it was impossible for
him to obey.
	After several minutes had passed and no harm had befallen them,
Betsy gained courage.  She could see nothing at all, nor could she hear
anything except the rush of air past her ears as they plunged downward
along the Tube.  Whether she and Hank were alone or the others were with
them she could not tell.  But had someone been able to take a flashlight
photograph of the Tube at that time, a most curious picture would have
resulted.  There was Tik-Tok, flat upon his back and sliding headforemost
down the incline.  And there were the Officers of the Army of Oogaboo,
all tangled up in a confused crowd, flapping their arms and trying to
shield their faces from the clanking swords which swung back and forth
during the swift journey and pommeled (sic) everyone within their reach.
Now followed Queen Ann, who had struck the Tube in a sitting position and
went flying along with a dash and abandon that thoroughly bewildered the
poor lady, who had no idea what had happened to her.  Then, a little
distance away but unseen by the others in the inky darkness, slid Betsy
and Hank, while behind them were Shaggy and Polychrome and finally Files
and the Princess.
	When first they tumbled into the Tube, all were too dazed to
think clearly, but the trip was a long one because the cavity led
straight through the earth to a place just opposite the Nome King's
dominions, and long before the adventurers got to the end they had begun
to recover their wits.
	"This is awful, Hank!" cried Betsy in a loud voice.
	Queen Ann heard her and called out: "Are you safe, Betsy?"
	"Mercy, no!" answered the little girl.  "How could anyone be safe
when she's going about sixty miles a minute?"  Then, after a pause, she
added: "But where do you s'pose we're going to, Your Maj'sty?"
	"Don't ask her that, please don't!" said Shaggy, who was not too
far away to overhear them.  "And please don't ask me why, either."
	"Why?" said Betsy.
	"No one can tell where we are going until we get there," replied
Shaggy, and then he yelled "Ouch!" for Polychrome had overtaken him and
was now sitting on his head.  The Rainbow's Daughter laughed merrily, and
so infectious was this joyous laugh that Betsy echoed it and Hank said
"Hee-haw!" in a mild and sympathetic tone of voice.
	"I'd like to know where and when we'll arrive, just the same,"
exclaimed the little girl.
	"Be patient and you'll find out, my dear," said Polychrome.  "But
isn't this an odd experience?  Here am I, whose home is in the skies,
making a journey through the center of the earth, where I never expected
to be!"
	"How do you know we're in the center of the earth?" asked Betsy,
her voice trembling a little through nervousness.
	"Why, we can't be anywhere else," replied Polychrome.  "I have
often heard of this passage, which was once built by a Magician who was a
great traveler.  He thought it would save him the bother of going around
the earth's surface, but he tumbled through the Tube so fast that he shot
out at the other end and hit a star in the sky, which at once exploded."
	"The star exploded?" asked Betsy wonderingly.
	"Yes, the Magician hit it so hard."
	"And what became of the Magician?" inquired the girl.
	"No one knows that," answered Polychrome.  "But I don't think it
matters much."
	"It matters a good deal if we also hit the stars when we come
out," said Queen Ann with a moan.
	"Don't worry," advised Polychrome.  "I believe the Magician was
going the other way, and probably he went much faster than we are going."
	"It's fast enough to suit me," remarked Shaggy, gently removing
Polychrome's beel from his left eye.  "Couldn't you manage to fall all by
yourself, my dear?"
	"I'll try," laughed the Rainbow's Daughter.
	All this time they were swiftly falling through the Tube, and it
was not so easy for them to talk as you may imagine when you read their
words.  But although they were so helpless and altogether in the dark as
to their fate, the fact that they were able to converse at all cheered
them considerably.  Files and Ozga were also conversing as they clung
tightly to one another, and the young fellow bravely strove to reassure
the Princess, although he was terribly frightened both on her account and
on his own.  An hour under such trying circumstances is a very long time,
and for more than an hour they continued their fearful journey.  Then,
just as they began to fear the Tube would never end, Tik-Tok popped out
into broad daylight and after making a graceful circle in the air fell
with a splash into a great marble fountain.
	Out came the officers in quick succession, tumbling heels over
head and striking the ground in many undiginified attitudes.  "For the
love of sassafras!" exclaimed a Peculiar Person who was hoeing pink
violets in a garden.  "What can all this mean?"
	For answer, Queen Ann sailed up from the Tube, took a ride
through the air as high as the treetops, and alighted squarely on top of
the Peculiar Person's head, smashing a jeweled crown over his eyes and
tumbling him to the ground.
	The mule was heavier and had Betsy clinging to his back, so he
did not go so high up.  Fortunately for his little rider, he struck the
ground upon his four feet.  Betsy was jarred a trifle, but not hurt, and
when she looked around her she saw the Queen and the Peculiar Person
struggling together upon the ground, where the man was trying to choke
Ann, and she had both hands in his bushy hair and was pulling with all
her might.  Some of the officers, when they got upon their feet, hastened
to separate the combatants and sought to restrain the Peculiar Person so
he could not attack their Queen again.
	By this time, Shaggy, Polychrome, Ozga and Files had all arrived
and were curiously examining the strange country in which they found
themselves and which they knew to be exactly on the opposite side of the
world from the place where they had fallen into the Tube.  It was a
lovely place, indeed, and seemed to be the garden of some great Prince,
for through the vistas of trees and shrubbery could be seen the towers of
an immense castle.  But as yet the only inhabitant to greet them was the
Peculiar Person just mentioned, who had shaken off the grasp of the
officers without effort and was now trying to pull the battered crown
from off his eyes.  Shaggy, who was always polite, helped him to do this,
and when the man was free and could see again he looked at his visitors
with evident amazement.
	"Well, well, well!" he exclaimed.  "Where did you come from and
how did you get here?"
	Betsy tried to answer him, for Queen Ann was surly and silent.
"I can't say exac'ly where we came from, 'cause I don't know the name of
the place," said the girl, "but the way we got here was through the
Hollow Tube."
	"Please don't call it a 'hollow' Tube, please," exclaimed the
Peculiar Person in an irritated tone of voice.  "If it's a tube, it's
sure to be hollow."
	"Why?" asked Betsy.
	"Because all tubes are made that way.  But this Tube is private
property, and everyone is forbidden to fall into it."
	"We didn't do it on purpose," explained Betsy, and Polychrome
added "I am quite sure that Ruggedo, the Nome King, pushed us down the
Tube."
	"Ha!  Ruggedo!  Did you say Ruggedo?" cried the man, becoming
much excited.
	"That is what she said," replied Shaggy, "and I believe she is
right. We were on our way to conquer the Nome King when suddenly we fell
into the Tube."
	"Then you are enemies of Ruggedo?" inquired the Peculiar Person.
	"Not exac'ly enemies," said Betsy, a little puzzled by the
question, "'cause we don't know him at all.  But we started out to
conquer him, which isn't as friendly as it might be."
	"True," agreed the man.  He looked thoughtfully from one to
another of them for a while, and then he turned his head over his
shoulder and said: "Never mind the fire and pincers, my good brothers.
It will be best to take these strangers to the Private Citizen."
	"Very well, Tubekins," responded a Voice, deep and powerful, that
seemed to come out of the air, for the speaker was invisible.  All our
friends gave a jump at this.  Even Polychrome was so startled that her
gauze draperies fluttered like a banner in a breeze.  Shaggy shook his
head and sighed.  Queen Ann looked very unhappy.  The officers clung to
each other, trembling violently.
	But soon they gained courage to look more closely at the Peculiar
Person.  As he was a type of all the inhabitants of this extraordinary
land whom they afterward met, I will try to tell you what he looked like.
His face was beautiful, but lacked expression.  His eyes were large and
blue in color, and his teeth finely formed and white as snow.  His hair
was black and bushy and seemed inclined to curl at the ends.  So far no
one could find any fault with his appearance.  He wore a robe of scarlet
which did not cover his arms and extended no lower than his bare knees.
On the bosom of the robe was embroidered a terrible dragon's head, as
horrible to look at as the man was beautiful.  His arms and legs were
left bare, and the skin of one arm was bright yellow and the skin of the
other arm a vivid green.  He had one blue leg and one pink one, while
both his feet--which showed through the open sandals he wore--were jet
black.  Betsy could not decide whether these gorgeous colors were dyes or
the natural tints of the skin, but while she was thinking it over, the
man who had been called "Tubekins" said: "Follow me to the Residence, all
of you!"
	But just then a Voice exclaimed: "Here's another of them,
Tubekins, lying in the water of the fountain."
	"Gracious!" cried Betsy, "It must be Tik-Tok, and he'll drown."
	"Water is a bad thing for his clockworks, anyhow," agreed Shaggy
as with one accord they all started for the fountain.  But before they
could reach it, invisible hands raised Tik-Tok from the marble basin and
set him upon his feet beside it, dripping from every joint of his copper
body.
	"Ma-ny tha-tha-tha-thanks!" he said, and then his copper jaws
clicked together and he could say no more.  He next made an attempt to
walk, but after several awkward trials found he could not move his
joints.
	Peals of jeering laughter from persons unseen greeted Tik-Tok's
failure, and the new arrivals in this strange land found it very
uncomfortable to realize that there were many creatures around them who
were invisible, yet could be heard plainly.  "Shall I wind him up?" asked
Betsy, feeling very sorry for Tik-Tok.
	"I think his machinery is wound, but he needs oiling," replied
Shaggy.
	At once an oil-can appeared before him, held on a level with his
eyes by some unseen hand.  Shaggy took the can and tried to oil Tik-Tok's
joints.  As if to assist him, a strong current of warm air was directed
against the copper man, which quickly dried him.  Soon he was able to say
"Ma-ny thanks!" quite smoothly, and his joints worked fairly well.
	"Come!" commanded Tubekins, and turning his back upon them he
walked up the path toward the castle.
	"Shall we go?" asked Queen Ann uncertainly.  But just then she
received a shove that almost pitched her forward on her head, so she
decided to go.  The officers who hesitated received several energetic
kicks, but could not see who delivered them, therefore they also
decided--very wisely--to go.  The others followed willingly enough, for
unless they ventured upon another terrible journey through the Tube, they
must make the best of the unknown country they were in, and the best
seemed to be to obey orders.


CHAPTER 11 THE FAMOUS FELLOWSHIP OF FAIRIES


	After a short walk through very beautiful gardens, they came to
the castle and followed Tubekins through the entrance and into a great
domed chamber, where he commanded them to be seated.
	From the crown which he wore Betsy had thought this man must be
the King of the country they were in, yet after he had seated all the
strangers upon benches that were ranged in a semicircle before a high
throne, Tubekins bowed humbly before the vacant throne and in a flash
became invisible and disappeared.  The hall was an immense place, but
there seemed to be no one in it beside themselves.  Presently, however,
they heard a low cough near them, and here and there was the faint
rustling of a robe and a slight patter as of footsteps.  Then suddenly
there rang out the clear tone of a bell, and at the sound all was changed.
	Gazing around the hall in bewilderment, they saw that it was
filled with hundreds of men and women, all with beautiful faces and
staring blue eyes and all wearing scarlet robes and jeweled crowns upon
their heads.  In fact, these people seemed exact duplicates of Tubekins,
and it was difficult to find any mark by which to tell them apart.
	"My!  What a lot of Kings and Queens!" whispered Betsy to
Polychrome, who sat beside her and appeared much interested in the scene
but not a bit worried.
	"It is certainly a strange sight," was Polychrome's reply, "but I
cannot see how there can be more than one King, or Queen, in any one
country, for were these all rulers, no one could tell who was Master."
	One of the Kings who stood near and overheard this remark turned
to her and said: "One who is Master of himself is always a King, if only
to himself.  In this favored land, all Kings and Queens are equal, and it
is our privilege to bow before one supreme Ruler, the Private Citizen."
	"Who's he?" inquired Betsy.
	As if to answer her, the clear tones of the bell again rang out,
and instantly there appeared in the throne the man who was lord and
master of all these royal ones.  This fact was evident when with one
accord they fell upon their knees and touched their foreheads to the
floor. The Private Citizen was not unlike the others,except that his eyes
were black instead blue, and in the centers of the black irises glowed
red sparks that seemed like coals of fire.  But his features were very
beautiful and dignified, and his manner composed and stately.  Instead of
the prevalent scarlet robe, he wore one of white, and the same dragon's
head that decorated the others were embroidered upon its bosom.  "What
charge lies against these people, Tubekins?" he asked in quiet, even tones.
	"They came through the forbidden Tube, O Mighty Citizen," was the
reply.
	"You see, it was this way," said Betsy.  "We were marching to the
Nome King, to conquer him and set Shaggy's brother free, when on a sudden--"
	"Who are you?" demanded the Private Citizen sternly.
	"Me?  Oh, I'm Betsy Bobbin, and--"
	"Who is the leader of this party?" asked the Citizen.
	"Sir, I am Queen Ann of Oogaboo, and--"
	"Then keep quiet," said the Citizen.  "Who is the leader?"
	No one answered for a moment.  Then General Bunn stood up.  "Sit
down!" commanded the Citizen.  "I can see that sixteen of you are merely
officers and of no account."
	"But we have an Army," said General Clock blusteringly, for he
didn't like to be told he was of no account.
	"Where is your Army?" asked the Citizen.
	"It's me," said Tik-Tok, his voice sounding a little rusty.  "I'm
the on-ly Pri-vate Sol-dier in the par-ty."
	Hearing this, the Citizen rose and bowed respectfully to the
Clockwork Man.  "Pardon me for not realizing your importance before,"
said he. "Will you oblige me by taking a seat beside me on my throne?"
	Tik-Tok rose and walked over to the throne, all the Kings and
Queens making way for him.  Then, with clanking steps, he mounted the
platform and sat on the broad seat beside the Citizen.
	Ann was greatly provoked at this mark of favor shown to the
humble Clockwork Man, but Shaggy seemed much pleased that his old
friend's importance had been recognized by the ruler of this remarkable
country.  The Citizen now began to question Tik-Tok, who told in his
mechanical voice about Shaggy's quest of his lost brother, and how Ozma
of Oz had sent the Clockwork Man to assist him, and how they had fallen
in with Queen Ann and her people from Oogaboo.  Also, he told how Betsy
and Hank and Polychrome and the Rose Princess had happened to join their
party.
	"And you intended to conquer Ruggedo, the Metal Monarch and King
of the Nomes?" asked the Citizen.
	"Yes.  That seemed the on-ly thing for us to do," was Tik-Tok's
reply. "But he was too clev-er for us.  When we got close to his cavern,
he made our path lead to the Tube, and made the op-en-ing in-vis-i-ble,
so that we all fell in-to it be-fore we knew it was there.  It was an
eas-y way to get rid of us, and now Rug-ge-do is safe and we are far
a-way in a strange land."
	The Citizen was silent a moment and seemed to be thinking.  Then
he said: "Most noble Private Soldier, I must inform you that by the laws
of our country anyone who comes through the Forbidden Tube must be
tortured for nine days and ten nights and then thrown back into the Tube.
But it is wise to disregard laws when they conflict with justice, and it
seems that you and your followers did not disobey our laws willingly,
being forced into the Tube by Ruggedo.  Therefore the Nome King alone is
to blame, and he alone must be punished."
	"That suits me," said Tik-Tok.  "But Rug-ge-do is on the o-ther
side of the world where he is a-way out of your reach."
	The Citizen drew himself up proudly.  "Do you imagine anything in
the world or upon it can be out of the reach of the Great Jinjin?" he asked.
	"Oh!  Are you, then, the Great Jinjin?" inquired Tik-Tok.
	"I am."
	"Then your name is Ti-ti-ti-Hoo-choo?"
	"It is."
	Queen Ann gave a scream and began to tremble.  Shaggy was so
disturbed that he took out a handkerchief and wiped the perspiration from
his brow.  Polychrome looked sober and uneasy for the first time, while
Files put his arms around the Rose Princess as if to protect her.  As for
the officers, the name of the great Jinjin set them moaning and weeping
at a great rate, and everyone fell upon his knees before the throne,
begging for mercy.  Betsy was worried at seeing her companions so
disturbed, but did not know what it was all about.  Only Tik-Tok was
unmoved at the discovery.
	"Then," said he, "if you are Ti-ti-ti-Hoo-choo and think
Rug-ge-do is to blame, I am sure that some-thing queer will hap-pen to
the King of the Nomes."
	"I wonder what 'twill be," said Betsy.
	The Private Citizen--otherwise known as Tititi-Hoochoo, the Great
Jinjin--looked at the little girl steadily.  "I will presently decide
what is to happen to Ruggedo," said he in a hard, stern voice.  Then,
turning to the throng of Kings and Queens, he continued: "Tik-Tok has
spoken truly, for his machinery will not allow him to lie, nor will it
allow his thoughts to think falsely.  Therefore these people are not our
enemies and must be treated with consideration and justice.  Take them to
your palaces and entertain them as guests until tomorrow, when I command
that they be brought again to my Residence.  By then I shall have formed
my plans."
	No sooner had Tititi-Hoochoo spoken than he disappeared from
sight. Immediately after, most of the Kings and Queens likewise
disappeared. But several of them remained visible and approached the
strangers with great respect.  One of the lovely Queens said to Betsy: "I
trust you will honor me by being my guest.  I am Erma, Queen of Light."
	"May Hank come with me?" asked the girl.
	"The King of Animals will care for your mule," was the reply.
"But do not fear for him, for he will be treated royally.  All of your
party will be reunited on the morrow."
	"I--I'd like to have SOMEone with me," said Betsy pleadingly.
	Queen Erma looked around and smiled upon Polychrome.  "Will the
Rainbow's Daughter be an agreeable companion?" she asked.
	"Oh, yes!" exclaimed the girl.  So Polychrome and Betsy became
guests of the Queen of Light, while other beautiful Kings and Queens took
charge of the others of the party.  The two girls followed Erma out of
the hall and through the gardens of the Residence to a village of pretty
dwellings.  None of these was so large or imposing as the castle of the
Private Citizen, but all were handsome enough to be called palaces--as in
fact they really were.

CHAPTER 12 THE LOVELY LADY OF LIGHT


	The palace of the Queen of Light stood on a little eminence and
was a mass of crystal windows surmounted by a vast crystal dome.  When
they entered the portals, Erma was greeted by six lovely maidens,
evidently of high degree, who at once aroused Betsy's admiration.  Each
bore a wand in her hand, tipped with an emblem of light, and their
costumes were also emblematic of the lights they represented.  Erma
introduced them to her guests, and each made a graceful and courteous
acknowledgment.
	First was Sunlight, radiantly beautiful and very fair; the second
was Moonlight, a soft, dreamy damsel with nut-brown hair; next came
Starlight, equally lovely but inclined to be retiring and shy.  These
three were dressed in shimmering robes of silvery white.  The fourth was
Daylight, a brilliant damsel with laughing eyes and frank manners, who
wore a variety of colors.  Then came Firelight, clothed in a fleecy,
flame-colored robe that wavered around her shapely form in a very
attractive manner.  The sixth maiden, Electra, was the most beautiful of
all, and Betsy thought from the first that both Sunlight and Daylight
regarded Electra with envy and were a little jealous of her.  But all
were cordial in their greetings to the strangers and seemed to regard the
Queen of Light with much affection, for they fluttered around her in a
flashing, radiant group as she led the way to her regal drawing-room.
	This apartment was richly and cosily furnished, the upholstery
being of many tints, and both Betsy and Polychrome enjoyed resting themselves 
upon the downy divans after their strenuous adventures of the day.  The
Queen sat down to chat with her guests, who noticed that Daylight was the
only maiden now seated beside Erma.  The others had retired to another
part of the room where they sat modestly with entwined arms and did not
intrude themselves at all.
	The Queen told the strangers all about this beautiful land, which
is one of the chief residences of fairies who minister to the needs of
mankind.  So many important fairies lived there that to avoid rivalry
they had elected as their Ruler the only important personage in the
country who had no duties to mankind to perform and was, in effect, a
Private Citizen.  This Ruler, or Jinjin, as was his title, bore the name
of Tititi-Hoochoo, and the most singular thing about him was that he had
no heart.  But instead of this he possessed a high degree of Reason and
Justice, and while he showed no mercy in his judgments, he never punished
unjustly or without reason.  To wrongdoers Tititi-Hoochoo was as terrible
as he was heartless, but those who were innocent of evil had nothing to
fear from him.  All the Kings and Queens of this fairyland paid reverence
to Jinjin, for as they expected to be obeyed by others, they were willing
to obey the one in authority over them.
	The inhabitants of the Land of Oz had heard many tales of this
fearfully just Jinjin, whose punishments were always equal to the faults
committed.  Polychrome also knew of him, although this was the first time
she had ever seen him face to face.  But to Betsy the story was all new,
and she was greatly interested in Tititi-Hoochoo, whom she no longer
feared.  Time sped swiftly during their talk, and suddenly Betsy noticed
that Moonlight was sitting beside the Queen of Light, instead of
Daylight.  "But tell me, please," she pleaded, "why do you all wear a
dragon's head embroidered on your gowns?"
	Erma's pleasant face became grave as she answered: "The Dragon,
as you must know, was the first living creature ever made; therefore, the
Dragon is the oldest and wisest of living things.  By good fortune, the
Original Dragon, who still lives, is a resident of this land and supplies
us with wisdom whenever we are in need of it.  He is old as the world and
remembers everything that has happened since the world was created."
	"Did he ever have any children?" inquired the girl.
	"Yes, many of them.  Some wandered into other lands, where men,
not understanding them, made war upon them; but many still reside in this
country.  None, however, is as wise as the Original Dragon, for whom we
have great respect.  As he was the first resident here, we wear the
emblem of the dragon's head to show that we are the favored people who
alone have the right to inhabit this fairyland, which in beauty is almost
equal to the Fairyland of Oz, and in power quite surpasses it."
	"I understand about the dragon now," said Polychrome, nodding her
lovely head.  Betsy did not quite understand, but she was at present
interested in observing the changing lights.  As Daylight had given way
to Moonlight, so now Starlight sat at the right hand of Erma the Queen,
and with her coming a spirit of peace and content seemed to fill the
room.  Polychrome, being herself a fairy, had many questions to ask about
the various Kings and Queens who lived in this faraway, secluded place,
and before Erma had finished answering them a rosy glow filled the room
and Firelight took her place beside the Queen. Betsy liked Firelight, but
to gaze upon her warm and glowing features made the little girl sleepy,
and presently she began to nod. Thereupon Erma rose and took Betsy's hand
gently in her own.
	"Come," said she, "the feast time has arrived, and the feast is
spread."
	"That's nice," exclaimed the small mortal.  "Now that I think of
it, I'm awful hungry.  But p'raps I can't eat your fairy food."
	The Queen smiled and led her to a doorway.  As she pushed aside a
heavy drapery, a flood of silvery light greeted them, and Betsy saw
before her a splendid banquet hall with a table spread with snowy linen
and crystal and silver.  At one side was a broad, throne like seat for
Erma, and beside her now sat the brilliant maid Electra. Polychrome was
placed on the Queen's right hand and Betsy upon her left.  The other five
messengers of light now waited upon them, and each person was supplied
with just the food she liked best. Polychrome found her dish of dewdrops,
all fresh and sparkling, while Betsy was so lavishly served that she
decided she had never in her life eaten a dinner half so good.  "I
s'pose," she said to the Queen, "that Miss Electra is the youngest of all
these girls."
	"Why do you suppose that?" inquired Erma with a smile.
	"'Cause electric'ty is the newest light we know of.  Didn't Mr.
Edison discover it?"
	"Perhaps he was the first mortal to discover it," replied the
Queen. "But electricity was a part of the world from its creation, and
therefore my Electra is as old as Daylight or Moonlight, and equally
beneficient to mortals and fairies alike."
	Betsy was thoughtful for a time.  Then she remarked, as she
looked at the six messengers of light: "We couldn't very well do without
any of 'em, could we?"
	Erma laughed softly. "I couldn't, I'm sure," she replied.  "And I
think mortals would miss any one of my maidens, as well.  Daylight cannot
take the place of Sunlight, which gives us strength and energy. Moonlight
is of value when Daylight, worn out with her long watch, retires to rest.
If the moon in its course is hidden behind the earth's rim and my sweet
Moonlight cannot cheer us, Starlight takes her place, for the skies
always lend her power.  Without Firelight we should miss much of our
warmth and comfort, as well as much cheer when the walls of houses
encompass us.  But always, when other lights forsake us, our glorious
Electra is ready to flood us with bright rays.  As Queen of Light, I love
all my maidens, for I know them to be faithful and true."
	"I love 'em, too!" declared Betsy.  "But sometimes, when I'm REAL
sleepy, I can get along without any light at all."
	"Are you sleepy now?" inquired Erma, for the feast had ended.
	"A little," admitted the girl.
	So Electra showed her to a pretty chamber where there was a soft,
white bed, and waited patiently until Betsy had undressed and put on a
shimmery silken nightrobe that lay beside her pillow.  Then the
light-maid bade her good night and opened the door.  When she closed it
after her, Betsy was in darkness.  In six winks the little girl was fast
asleep.

CHAPTER 13 THE JINJIN'S JUST JUDGMENT


	All the adventurers were reunited next morning when they were
brought from various palaces to the Residence of Tititi-Hoochoo and
ushered into the great Hall of State.  As before, no one was visible
except our friends and their escorts until the first bell sounded.  Then
in a flash the room was seen to be filled with the beautiful Kings and
Queens of the land.  The second bell marked the appearance in the throne
of the mighty Jinjin, whose handsome countenance was as composed and
expressionless as ever.
	All bowed low to the Ruler.  Their voices softly murmured: "We
greet the Private Citizen, mightiest of Rulers, whose word is Law and
whose Law is just."
	Tititi-Hoochoo bowed in acknowledgement.  Then, looking around the
brillant assemblage and at the little group of adventurers before him, he
said: "An unusual thing has happened.  Inhabitants of other lands than
ours, who are different from ourselves in many ways, have been thrust
upon us through the Forbidden Tube, which one of our people foolishly
made years ago and was properly punished for his folly.  But these
strangers had no desire to come here, and were wickedly thrust into the
Tube by a cruel King on the other side of the world, named Ruggedo.  This
King is an immortal, but he is not good.  His magic powers hurt mankind
more than they benefit them.  Because he had unjustly kept the Shaggy
Man's brother a prisoner, this little band of honest people, consisting
of both mortals and immortals, determined to conquer Ruggedo and to
punish him.  Fearing they might succeed in this, the Nome King misled
them so that they fell into the Tube.
	"Now this same Ruggedo has been warned by me, many times, that if
ever he used this Forbidden Tube in any way, he would be severely
punished. I find, by referring to the Fairy Records, that this King's
servant, a nome named Kaliko, begged his master not to do such a wrong
act as to drop these people into the Tube and send them tumbling into our
country.  But Ruggedo defied me and my orders.  Therefore, these
strangers are innocent of any wrong.  It is only Ruggedo who deserves
punishment, and I will punish him."  He paused a moment and then
continued in the same cold, merciless voice.
	"These strangers must return through the Tube